Definitions by DeepThoughts

Two cheeks to the wind 

When a girl (or woman that thinks she is still a girl) wears booty shorts where both cheeks are hanging out. This is is not to be confused with well known phrase "two sheets to the wind" signifiying that a person is drunk.

Wow, did you see Lindsey Lohan's shorts?

Yep, she has two cheeks to the wind!

Two cheeks to the wind by Deepthoughts July 22, 2013

Meatloaf Top 

When a girl wears tight jeans and a short shirt so her flab spills out over her jeans. This is a subset of a Muffin Top, but if there is a lot of texture on the spillout (e.g. cottage cheese or stretch marks) then it is a Meatloaf Top (i.e. it looks like the top of a meatloaf as it spills out over the pan).

Wow, do you see her Muffin Top?

Yikes, it looks like her midsection was in a war zone, that isn't a Muffin Top, that is a Meatloaf Top!

Meatloaf Top by Deepthoughts July 22, 2013

Tough hate 

Tough hate is when you suggest a corrective action for a person, but you are doing it out of hate, as opposed to tough love.

"I feel like someone needs to punch her in the neck to keep her from saying anything more."
"That seems harsh."
"I'm just saying this out of a sense of tough hate."

Tough hate by DeepThoughts April 21, 2013

Google check 

Going to Google's site when you are unsure if your internet is working. If Google comes up, then you know you have a connection.

Lindsay: Its weird, I can't get to TMZ.com or Thesuperficial.com, but I have internet.

Paris: How do you know you have internet?

Lindsay: I did a Google check.

Google check by Deepthoughts March 1, 2012

Sperming

Moving through a crowd to get to the front, commonly done at concerts. Not to be confused with Salmoning, which is walking against a group of moving people.

Lindsay: How did you make it to the front of the crowd?

Paris: I am a master at sperming.

Sperming by Deepthoughts December 30, 2011

Period Baby 

The Period Baby is similar to a Food Baby, and occurs once a month when a woman has her period and bloats to a level where it appears she is pregnant. Note: this phenomenom is usually only observable in slender women (like a snake that just ate a rat). The more heavy set women can absorb the period baby without an observable bump (like an elephant that eats a peanut).

Lindsey: "I can't go out tonight in that half-shirt."

Paris: "Why?

Lindsey: "Look at my Period Baby!!!!"

Period Baby by deepthoughts August 25, 2011

1 yard stare 

Similar to the 1,000 yard stare that veterans acquire, the 1 yard stare is a trait that people that work in cubicles or open workspaces pick up as they will avoid noticing anything that is not on their computer monitor.

Dude, I just walked by Lindsay with a plate of donuts and she completely ignored me.

Doesn't surprise me. She is working on closing the accounts receivable for this quarter and has a bad case of the 1 yard stare.

1 yard stare by Deepthoughts March 9, 2011