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Tuscaloosa Tape Measure

The Act of stretching one's weiner far enough to bend and measure the crack of there ass before sticking it in there butt.similar to that of a tape measure
Dude did you see rick do the Tuscaloosa tape measure?
Yeah dude that shit was gnarly
by Jamarifinklenut July 19, 2025
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duct tape for sex

Men or women( Stereotypically men)would use duct tape to tape the (stereotypically woman) to the bed or sofa then have sex with (her) or rape (her) using the tape as Restraints.
Chad:dude I saw Jenny had tape on her arms and legs!
Carston: you don't think her boyfriend taped her while he banged her do you?
Chad: i don't know maybe.
Carston:she so got duct tape for sex
by She's my pookie November 26, 2023
mugGet the duct tape for sexmug.

Fart Tape

A cassette tape that is left in an old-school tape recorder, so that when someone needs to fart, they press the record button right before they fart, fart into the microphone, and then press stop after the fart is completed. When the fart tape is rewound and played back, it is a compilation of multiple, various farts that have been recorded over time. The more people who contribute to the fart tape, the better.
I just played our fart tape, and I heard 27 of our farts in a row!
by electricalparade June 6, 2024
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Tape On Headlights

The action of sucking skin making the blood just under the skin rise, also known as a hickey, performed on a woman’s breast.
Ben: Hey Mitch! I just put tape on headlights!
Sean: yeeeeaaaahhh boiii
Scott: well done sir!
Mitch: let’s fucking go bro
by Lil Sco May 31, 2022
mugGet the Tape On Headlightsmug.

Date Tape

When someone films a sex tape without the knowledge of the other party.
Aliyah was astounded when she found it she was a victim of date tape after finding Cameron’s camera
by LadS July 3, 2018
mugGet the Date Tapemug.

run the tape

To run a tape in the hood is to show the clip of a cool moment.
by Friendly neighborhood gamerzz December 26, 2019
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tape stapler

When you do the nasty with a stapler and you leak all over the goddamn camera.
Aw man, my gear is all sticky now because I tape stapler'd last night.
by hootyhooot February 18, 2017
mugGet the tape staplermug.

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