Ham gobbler

A connoisseur of nice milky hams.

Kennedy better watch out for the ham gobbler

by Damsel Dentist October 28, 2019

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strap gobbler

To gobble dicks in the stairway

" You know Alice, the strap gobbler, gobbling dick in the stairway."

by anonymous April 13, 2022

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Fuck Sauce Gobbler

Any person who indiscriminately enjoys the excretions from coitus.

Jezebel: I just couldn’t help myself last night at the sex club, everyone left their mark on me!

Josh: You’re such a fuck sauce gobbler!

by NemoNihil December 13, 2022

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Glizzy Gobbler

My little brother Gabriel

Gabes the Glizzy Gobbler

Gabe will Gobble your Glizzy

by Hatersgonnahateboyyyy March 5, 2021

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Swamp Gobbler

The sexual act of eating a consenting partner’s asshole when said asshole is moist from perspiration. Often occurs during or after a hot and humid round of golf.

Couldn’t crack 100 on the course today but I was able to convince the cart girl to give me a swamp gobbler at the turn, so I’ve got that going for me which is nice.

by lexicash August 11, 2024

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