The game 

If you think about The Game, you lose The Game.

When you lose, you must tell everyone near you.

You can not stop playing The Game once informed of the rules. However, the game is to be sold, not to be told.

When you hear someone lose the game, then you lose, hate the player.

The only way to win The Game is to really, honestly, forget about The Game. This rarely happens so basically you win but will never know you win because as soon as you do, you lose.

And yes, you just lost. So stop thinking about it if you want to win, or you're screwed.

Contrary to popular opinion, hating the game is not okay. You should hate the player.

"I lose."
"I lost."
"You lose."
"You sons of bitches need to realize that you just mother fucking lost mother fucker!"
"Damnit, the game!"

The game by MissRiss July 24, 2008

The Gill Man 

The Creature of the Black Lagoon from the old Universal Studios film

While swimming, a man was attacked and killed by The Gill Man

The Gill Man by Satanicus Lucifarus Ex Mortis April 8, 2008

the grand tour 

The Grand Tour is a british motoring show hosted by Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May which is funded by Amazon.

It is better than Top Gear.

It will always be.

The Grand Tour is and will always be better than Top Gear.

the grand tour by jeezus123 May 25, 2016

Fall off the grid 

To (seemingly) disappear from the face of the earth
Disappear to a place one would be very unlikely to be found.

What happened to Tom? I haven't talked to him since ten years ago.

Last time I heard, he got caught up in a drug-related arrest. Somehow escaped from prison and was forced to fall off the grid, probably somewhere in the Amazon Rainforest living with them Natives by now.

Fall off the grid by Ch4lk April 24, 2010

jump on the grenade 

a.agreeing to distract the skanky friend of the hot babe your buddy is trying to score. NOTE: should you get carried away with your good deed and end up getting on the beast, your pal is forbidden to ever speak of it.
b.a real man's legal duty.

Okay man, I'll talk to the fat one and you can get on with the hot blonde. I'll jump on the grenade for you tonight.

jump on the grenade by spitfire May 9, 2004

The gypsy's warning 

A quiet word to an employee or aquaintance, suggesting that they'd best proceed with caution in respect of their current conduct or attitude, or they may be in for an unpleasant surprise. The details of which aren't actually set out by the giver of the warning, who may or may not have control over their fate.

The guy was certainly out of line, there probably wasn't sufficient grounds for disciplinary action, but he certainly got the gypsy's warning.

The gypsy's warning by Doghouse Riley April 17, 2008

Lifetime of Silence, Behind the Green Door 

This is a military patch originating from the 504th flight test squadron, operating out of Groom Dry Lake, and Los Alamos AFB. Most of these projects are classified, and bearers of this patch are prohibited from discussing their occupation, hence, "A Lifetime of Silence". In a 1930's novel and a 1980's pornographic film, they both have green doors that a character cannot gain access to. In addition, the military, and most banks, use green vaults. So, the Green Door could be referencing that there are secrets that the public dosen't have access too. The true meaning of this patch is currently classified, and most likely will not be declassified in our lifetimes.

A lifetime of silence, behind the green door is the motto of the 504th Flight Test Squadron...

Lifetime of Silence, Behind the Green Door by AFC. Stanoff October 22, 2012