Evan is a female who is pretty hot. She has no north but the personality really kicks in for it. Evan IS perfect girlfriend material and she is crazy. Evan is super crazy and loves to have fun, yet she isn't stupid, she tends to have fake friends and doesn't even realize it. Evan is all around a pretty hot person
Male: (to friend) BRO did you see Evan (female) today?
Friend: yes she's looking pretty evanly
Male: Dude that's hot
Friend: yes she's looking pretty evanly
Male: Dude that's hot
by Supergirloriginal January 9, 2017
Get the evan (female)mug. by Glezed AG April 12, 2022
Get the evan weinermug. P1:Yo! Evan afton isnt real! His name is chris
P2:No! Its Mike!
P1:then who is Foxy bro?
P2:terrence!
P1:who is terrence?
P3: god help me his name is evan its confirmed why are people still debating it ...
P2:No! Its Mike!
P1:then who is Foxy bro?
P2:terrence!
P1:who is terrence?
P3: god help me his name is evan its confirmed why are people still debating it ...
by HelpmeHelpmeHelpmeHelpmeHelpme February 19, 2023
Get the Evan aftonmug. A fat Big Mac lovin pot smokin lazy ball scratcher who enjoys locking himself up in his room on a daily basis and likes the presence of other ball scratchers so they can all cyph a Newport
by The real slang July 10, 2017
Get the evan nardonemug. Evan deese is a specimen found in the Lexington district eastern coast. He seems to know the name of every individual in the town of Lexington, the existent of his knowledge is quite concerning given he knows everything about everyone. While he may seem harmless even is very powerful. Evan has shown great interest in weather and specificity dangerous weather. It’s believed that Evan is fully capable of controlling the weather, and uses this to his advantage. He’s in the works of dominating the world. Why else would he know the address of every citizen around him? Evan is a mastermind and I hate to say it but he’s a genius to. Evan’s influence is silent but it’s slowly taking over the state and soon the world. Evan deese must be stoped or he’ll melt the ice caps and flood the entire world. He actively denounced peta in a tweet saying “p-e-t-a is a scam, the pandas will be better under water 🌊”. Once he gains political office he will use his powers to end all life on earth.
Person 1: yo did you see that tornado on Evan’s snap?
Person 2: yeah even created it
Person 1: to bad Evan stole my girl
Person 2: Evan deese is an omnipotent presence
Person 2: yeah even created it
Person 1: to bad Evan stole my girl
Person 2: Evan deese is an omnipotent presence
by Bloofious shengan December 28, 2021
Get the Evan deesemug. A guy with a massive penis
by Primarkhoodie April 1, 2021
Get the evan hannonmug. by Big man harry June 9, 2021
Get the Fat Evanmug.