Children

Stupid little shits who don't know how to sit down for five minutes

I don't want any children

by anonymous May 6, 2022

Children

Children means those tiny little devils that run around causing havoc.

"Damn it, Laura! I didn't know that we're gonna have so many children!"

by ash da legend October 6, 2023

children

the things in my basement

how did the children get out of the basement

by anonymous September 10, 2022

children

ruin Urban life

oh yeah I had my children at 13 I never went to a party

by fuckingurdadrn May 12, 2021

chest children

Boobs, especially big ones

When I wish her happy birthday, I’ll make sure to say it to her two chest children too

by maxreboband November 22, 2020

White bread children

A way to describe the stereotype of kids raised on beige food and white bread. Not relevant to class. Eg. You can have a white bread Waitrose kid or a white bread Tesco kid. Definitely a characterisation inflicted by parents. A very British, naive, sheltered, pale stereotype of a child, and all that goes with it.

“I don’t really get on with my cousins, we’re quite different, they’re white bread children”

by Irma. March 1, 2018

Children

Widely known for taking things TOO SERIOUSLY. You know? Because that’s what children are like. Too serious about things.

Hym “You have some weird children if that’s what kids are like to you. See, you tell you dipshit kids that ‘it’s just a game’ and then they stink it up AT the game and I yell at them because your kids are dumb, terrible at things, and don’t listen.”

by Hym Iam November 24, 2022