Wad

Cum

I shot my wad.

by Godddoghot April 9, 2019

Wad Waste

A complete waste of a human. Wasted sperm

Dude's a frickin wad waste!

by jimmycrapedcorn November 16, 2014

wad of dick

the dane-cook-ish way to say dickwad when dickwad just isn't poignant enough

Sylar can be such a wad of dick.

by nothingwhatsoever July 10, 2011

Twat-wad

tampon or any flexible material that has been or will be placed in the vaginal canal.

Gimme a few, i need too replace my twat-wad. Or, Damn johnny has been acting like a real twat-wad lately.

by Dabhand420$ December 11, 2023

wad-swat

What you perform when a biting insect lands on a "strictly-hands-off" area of someone else's body, and so you have to use a crumpled piece of fabric to dispatch said blood-sucker.

Tiffany and I were out for an afternoon beach-stroll and a mosquito landed on her butt --- naturally I couldn't touch her "down there" while we were in public, but we both still were carrying our beach-towels, so I hastily bunched mine up and gave that impudent insect a wad-swat.

by QuacksO August 31, 2018

Wad

Basically someone who is being a jerk at the moment.

"Man you're being a freaking wad today!"

"Have you seen Jimmy at all today? He's being a real wad recently."

by blue ferret June 5, 2015

Wad

someone being annoying or does something that is rude/ew.

person: “I have 1,000 followers on instagram”
you: “you’re being a wad”

by wadddddd January 24, 2019