teleigh

Teleigh is a happy yet depressed girl who has many troubles and is still happy if she tells that to you you know she is a true friend she is intelligent and beautiful beyond compare and she never gives be ready for some good vibes she is one

Girl wow she seems so happy even though she clearly just had a hard time she's a Teleigh.

by Suppersoftball50 June 16, 2017

Telepootation

The mysterious phenomenon that occurs only when walking a dog at night, involving poo traveling sometimes several inches, sometimes several feet from where you just saw the dog poop. This phenomenon necessitates a flashlight and a thorough search of the ground before discovering the new location of the poo.

"Good dog, Buddy. Yep. Poop it out. That's right. Okay, just gotta pick this poop up and then we can . . . where did it go? Damn you, telepootation!"

by Little Walnut August 25, 2018

Telepituary

A synthesized form of the words "television," "epitaph," and "obituary,"; a visual prompt containing information about deceased person(s), usually displayed on a T.V. or similar device.

The telepituary displayed a photograph of John McCain, accompanied by his birth and death date in addition to general information about his life.

by ReverendMetcalf October 11, 2018

telemabob

One of those dang blasted mobilized devices that every Tom, Richard, and their dog Harry carry around with them day-to-day.

I done went down to Ralcomm and got me one of them there telemabobs.

Sorry I got to go my telemabob is ringing.

by Mooty with the big booty December 12, 2018

Telescoping

Doing research on someone in a professional capacity, as preparation for an interview or informational meet up. I.e. you've only interacted briefly through email, so now you need to know what they look like, where/what they studied, and what work they're doing now, etc. before you hop on the phone or meet for an in-person coffee.

Can also be purely interest-based, e.g. someone you think is doing cool shit, want to get to know, and possibly collab with.

Basically internet stalking, but with the goal to come prepared to have a great convo and finesse a connection.

Something ambitious millennial artists and yuppies do, so they're in the know with dope people in their industry.

I'm getting coffee with them tomorrow, but I don't even know what they look like, so I'll have to do some telescoping tonight.

by rwisgjg August 22, 2019

telenovela banished

Where all ties are dramatically, definitively and even threateningly cut, leaving the receiving party not only with no hope of reversal or reconciliation, but causing them to question their most basic beliefs about the closeness of the former relationship and their own sense of reality within it.

Often neatly reconciled by audacious deus ex machina.

M: "Hey, is it cool if we talk when you get back from Mexico?"
L: "I guess so...after all, I haven’t telenovela banished you yet"

by channel_panel November 27, 2019

teleola

Literally means laying the foundation of wealth. A person named Teleola (Tele) can be identified by their emotional and intimate nature. They keep few friends and are usually loyal. People with the name tele are usually quite calm and collected,

The name is so rare and uncommon so knowing someone named Tele is a privilege. Be nice to them and you'll never regret it. They're so loving and nice to a fault.

Oluwateleola

God laid a wealthy foundation for me

by Wealthy one February 5, 2020