cum'tastic voyage

When one engages in a sexual action leading to extreme ejaculation.

I went on a cum cum'tastic voyage with your sister...mom...dog????

by kman kenny January 29, 2008

tickle tactics

to attack someone with tickles rather than real hits, for fear of losing their friendship if you hurt them seriously. also used just for fun to bother people.

I was going to punish her arm with birthday licks, but i decided tickle tactics might be better.

by lazystupidandcorrupt February 5, 2008

-tastic

To add this to a word is to put emphasis on how like the root word it realy is.

Bilbo Bagins is Midget-Tastic

Oh shit! i am late for class, how suck-tastic

by The mayor of smiley town July 16, 2008

Playground tactics

When some is rude or mean to someone they like.

Did you see those playground tactics being used by Martin. He is a grown man and yet he might as well clocked the girl and ran away!

by word2thewize December 8, 2009

tatcrapulous

"a spectaculary marvelous*, crappy tattoo";
i.e., the person/wearer is just as hideous, ridiculous and/or brain-dead stupid as the crappy tattoo affixed to their body or personage.

*Note: Should be adverbial, but this way it reads much better.

"The work on that skank is just tatcrapulous."
"Him...at the beach? But he's tatcrapulous."

by TheSherman January 6, 2008

tacticlods

Slang for the male testicles
derived from the greeks in 14 BC

1. My tacticlods itch.
2. AHH THOSE WERE MY TACTICLODS YOU JUST STOMPED ON!
3. Please place my tacticlods in your mouth.

by Jared Mitchell March 9, 2008

tactical pockets launcher

A large hand-held weapon which rains down bitchy beagle limbs on your enemies.

"Yo man remember that bitch beagle named pockets? I chopped that ho up and put her in this tactical pockets launcher to throw on kids named Evan."

by zammy zammersonian February 4, 2010