touch party

A sexless orgy comprised of five or more people. Clothing is optional. There is no penetration or oral. May result however in arousal.

"Check out that wicked touch party happening in the lounge."

by The Living T Party March 10, 2008

porcelain touch

when you slap someone in the back while they are pissing in a urinal so hard, or with such a pinpointed force that they are cuaght in limbo and they weiner touches the porcelain, since it is out becuase of peeing.

dan-hey john are you happy
jim- porcelain touch say what
mike- *slap*
all- haaha we got ya( as johns "dick" touches the dirty herpes ridden urinal)
john- damn
mike- yea damn
jim- hahaaha
all- hahah yea samn

by john really brown June 13, 2006

touch squirt

One who is prone to premature ejaculation.

The reason that Joan seems grumpy all of the time is that her boyfriend is a touch squirt.

by riboflavin December 9, 2008

Midas touch

A person who touch his partner all over his/her body and stimulate all his/her erogenous zones and try to linger every sites until he/she explode to ecstasy

I gonna use my midas touch and try to turn you into gold.

by RCBaylon February 4, 2007

touched the bird

When a girl grabs a guys dick unexpectedly and he squeaks like a bird

Becky walked up to John and touched the bird

by Ballislife19 May 11, 2015

gateway touch

A gateway touch is a touch that could lead to other sexual things

See, Presidential Address Cold Open - SNL

Look at him he is so uncomfortable he hates this, he is worried that this is a gateway touch.

by IfOnlyIHadThatPhD May 9, 2018

The magic touch

The ability to make something work when no one else can.

I can’t get the car to start, (friend) let me give it a go, I got the magic touch. (Car starts)

by Davonator July 31, 2020