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Theory of Balajitivity

This theory states that a cricket ball in motion tends to stay in motion unless acted upon by the nose of a cricket player.
While playing cricket on a Saturday afternoon, Balaji is struck in the nose by a cricket ball, this is the basic premise of the Theory of Balajitivity. This action breaks a small bone in the player's nose and he is scarred for life. Undaunted, Balaji would return to the field for the glory and honor of his family.
by Festus Wondergums August 8, 2007
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snap theory

The theory that says that any gay man will respond instantly to one single snap involuntarily. One can use this as a gay detector.
If they don't respond to the snap, they must not be gay.
-Do you think that guy standing right there is gay?

-I don't know... Let's find out.
*Snaps fingers once*

Guy: What?


The snap theory.
by Gay God April 15, 2009
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Theory of Jacob

One can not; one shall.
-Fishing is on our list of things not to do.

-It's whatever man, Theory of Jacob.
by Pseudymonium March 6, 2011
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stripper theory

no strippers are actually decent looking people because if they are then they would be in hollywood, playboy, or modeling.
Amanda said the stripper theory allowed to jared referencing her conversation with a stripper at mikes party... yo.
by HortonUmd810 January 12, 2010
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Conspiracy Theory

What is created when a internet addicted asshole feels the need to make himself feel unique.

A reaction of a genetic predesposition for neurotic tendencies, paranoia, and plain old idiocy.

The theorys that make acutal anti-goverment work that makes sense, and has factual backround look ridiculous.
Conspiracy Theory
Alex Jones: Think about it, why does George Bush never talk about his asshole during his speaches, he finds it perfectly reasonable to talk about countries on the other side of the world and yet not about the thing 2 and a half feet from his monkey esque mouth, and I'll tell you why logically speaking as a reporter you can only come to the conclusion that his asshole is a magical space wizard with plans of global domination.
by Plastic Soccer Trophy April 12, 2006
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string theory

ACTUALLY They were split into thirds (Quarks)
Into 1/3 s, the quarks are split, i need an example, so this is it.
by Greg J May 13, 2005
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dick theory

The theory that if one acts like a dick to a dick, all that results is a pile of gayness. Usually applied to internet arguements.
"You're a dick!"

"No, YOU'RE a dick!"

*Thread ruined*

IE: Dick Theory
by Dervishx5 December 14, 2008
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