clam spit

The female act of urinating.

"I must excuse myself to the lady's room," said Suzy after her fourth cosmopolitan. "I have to go let the clam spit."

by Chief_BigNic November 20, 2016

Clam Jelly

The flavorful nutrients excreted from the meat flaps after an eventful evening.

Dude your hands smell like clam jelly

by Dr Clam September 6, 2020

Captain Clam

When a chick shaves her pubic hair into an elegant little moustache.

I used to prefer bald until I met a woman with a Captain Clam.

by Mobscenity October 20, 2014

Clam Brother

When two people have had sexual intercourse with the same woman

"My clam brother" said Ryan to Robert, Robert is scared, confused, and ashamed.

by clam brother February 16, 2020

Thrusty Clam

n. Insertion of the penis or a vibrator or dildo into a person's mouth such that speech is occluded, rendered incoherent or prevented altogether.

Bitch starts chirping me, so I gave him the Thrusty Clam.

by TOothFairy February 15, 2014

Whiskey clam

Female version of whiskey dick.

So I was eating out Karen for 15 min. I looked up and the bitch was snoozing. She totally had whiskey clam. Fucking Karen smh

by Toungepunch todd May 12, 2019

Clam pancake

n. When something goes really bad or is a big failure.

That motorcycle jump was such a clam pancake.

by FarmerPT October 29, 2019