Student Nurse

A student nurse is a moist hole in a skimpy powder blue dress that regularly opens its legs and mouth as if it were a basic pleasure model from the outer colonies above Watford.

Student Nurse Sarah open your legs so I can see your moist pink lipped purple headed hood juicer.

by anarcho-Capitalist January 27, 2010

CHS student body

Mexican. Over 70% of the population of this 2000 student plus school is mexican. About 7% is Mexican-American. They are mostly all inconsiderate assholes with no respect for other peoples property or people themselves. Like to hang out with as many ugly white girls as possible whilst boasting about their stash, their pussy that they get, their ride, how they go about "getting money", and various other Gangster-Douche hobbies that matter to no one. They dont have respect for the multi million dollar school that was put together for them and they go around and fuck it up as much as physically possible. Easily recognizable by the wearing of shorts which might as well me highwater jeans, large chains, belts that do not prevent them from flashing their Wal-Mart checkered boxers that no one wants to see, and hats which are big and may or may not be worn at an altered angle. They should all be removed from Chiawana so that the ACTUAL STUDENTS may feel safer and all around glad that the pest problem has been taken care of.

Mexecutioner 1: Bro, I want to get my science project done, I do. But I just can't do it.

Mexecutioner 2: Why not?

Mexecutioner 1: My partners are all Gangster-Douche mexicans.

Mexecutioner 2: Well, your science class IS at Chiawana High...

I strongly dislike the CHS student body.

by MysticMike22 July 11, 2011

Auburn Student Housing

Noun. A quaintly organized space used to house students on campus.

When we're upwind, my friends and I can study on my trailer lot without having to smell the cow stank. cow tipping

by Jim Bob Jordan May 8, 2005

Toaster Strudel

When a guy jacks off on a girls stomach when she is on her period. The girl is the pastry, the period blood is the jelly, and the jizz is the icing.

George: Dude I heard Kate was on her period, did you guys not hook up?
Bill: Nah, I gave her a Toaster Strudel.

by Throbbingbloodtube November 14, 2016

blueberry struedle

while receiving oral sex from a female, the male chokes the female until she turns blue. the male then proceeds to ejaculate on the females blue face leaving a white icing- like drizzle on her face. hence the term blueberry struedle.

I almost had to perform CPR on that chic last night right after I gave her a blueberry struedle!

by unclefester August 3, 2007

Danish Strudel

The act of relaxing one's bowels and expelling carefully aimed fecal matter from the anus into an exposed fat roll of a gluttonous unsightly woman of great mass (fat person) and then proceeding to simulate intercourse using this excrement filled fat roll.

Terry: "Yo' Dave! I just Danish Strudeled fat Jane!"

Dave: "You sick fuck Terry."

by El Hombre' July 5, 2012

strugenheimer

the release of constapation! Strugen meaning large amount of suspended fecal matter and Heimer meaning release!!

"John, you haven't been to the bathroom all day." "I know Melissa. i've been constipated all day." "Well, John, let me know when you get that strugenheimer."

by à♂ June 26, 2009