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stalkalysis

When a stalker begins to analyze you in the hope that either;

a) you will realize that the stalker understands you more than anyone else and therefore you should submit, and/ or

b) the stalker will discover some justification for your disinterest and dismissal that has nothing to do with the character or attractiveness of the stalker. You of course must be privy to this so that you understand that the stalker is in fact more attractive and intelligent than you.
"Spare me the stalkalysis."

"He won't take a no, he won't take a never, now he is stalkalyzing me!."

Example of stalkalysis:

"..now I understand a little bit more about depression, the reasons for you pushing me away are clearer.."

or

"..but now I can see that your previous relationships are preventing you from accepting happiness. You should stop this self- sabotage before.."
by chloefz January 14, 2010
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Stalkeerer

noun A person who is being stalked (a stalkee) who, for their own safety and sanity, must stalk their stalker's actions to be aware of what stalking may transpire.
PERSON A: I read on her friend's facebook wall that she is obsessed with me! Does that make me the stalker now for reading that?
PERSON B: No dude, you're a stalkeerer!
by ellliotrosenburger July 20, 2010
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stalkability

The degree to which a person's information is easily accessible on the internet.
His name is so unique, he has a ridiculously high stalkability factor.
by stalkable January 5, 2011
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Stalkie Talkie

A mobile phone loaded with facebook places, foursquare or another application capable of transmitting your GPS.
Mary had her stalkie talkie with her at the mall, and this allowed her creepy lab partner to follow her the entire day at a discreet distance.
by MrVertigo September 16, 2010
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stalked by

the equivalent to walked by, in facebook and other social networking sites, to check out someones status or page
I just stalked by your fb page to say hi!

I stalked by his page and saw some nasty pics.
by krazykrakhed April 5, 2011
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Stalker

Stalker.

The word stalker is often now loosely used to refer to anyone who takes a greater romantic interest in you than you do in them. But more strictly, it should be used to an unwanted aspirant lover whose attentions have become obsessive, bordering on or beyond insane. Invariably a stalker will not think of him or herself as such. They'll use one of the following rationalisations:

1) The moral crusader. The victim has done something bad and deserves to be psychologically bullied as punishment.
Literary example: Notes on a Scandal by Zoe Heller (www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoë_Heller)

2) The secret accomplice. The victim has given out secret signals that they welcome the level of attention. However much they deny it, they want it.
Literary example: Enduring Love by Ian McEwan (www.ianmcewan.com)

3) The devoted protector. In this very common case, the stalker believes he or she is merely looking out for the victim, keeping an eye on them in their own best interests.

Literary example: Memoirs of a Stalker by Thomas W. Hodgkinson (thomaswhodgkinson.com)
I am not a stalker - I'm just concerned friend
by Virbius October 29, 2015
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Stalk-O

A pastime by which tacos are obtained, and consumed while stalking someone in a bush.
Did you see that new girl, I think I might go stalk-o her later.
by Stalk-o INC. May 26, 2021
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