Status Beach

Where you see all the cool kids from ages 14-25 hanging out, if caught swimming you're instantly shunned by anyone nearby. The main activities include Laying, sitting under a big gazebo, drinking (especially if underaged), watching people, and throwing big beach parties that consist of all 4. If one is not considered a cool kid and even shows their face at the Status Beach they must go to the corner next to the family/old people beach.

Stephanie and Blake were at the Status Beach yesterday, all they did was lay in the sand and drink natty light.

by ZootedMonsta March 10, 2011

Balla Status

Earned by compleating an awesome feat. Balla Status is to be awesome in qwestion.

Wow man the way you scored that chick was balla status!

by Kyle Elmo September 19, 2007

Compulsory age status

When a student turns 18, they may freely sign out of school, or drop out of school without parent's permission.

TRANSLATION: They can skip a shitload of classes and receive no consequences!

Sebastian: Where's Jon?
Anthony: He's taking advantage of his compulsory age status!

by Anthony Suarez May 24, 2005

white girl status

Usually a white girl who is addicted to starbucks coffee. They typically post a selfie on instagram, facebook or any other social networking site with a hashtag white girl status. #whitegirlstatus #typicalwhitegirl

Starbucks addict usually teenage girls white girl status

by Rosie poe January 16, 2014

status-less

When you do not list your relationship status on facebook, myspace or any other social networking web site.

Anna: So what is your relationship status?

Benjamin: I am status-less.

by akgcode March 6, 2010

Status Mess

A person, typically female, who updates his/her status message with a constant stream of emotional drama.

Did you see Jane's last three status messages about her fight with Bill? That girl is a status mess!

by urbangrrrl April 4, 2009

Singing in the Status

When someone uses a song to display their emotions at a time when they are uncreative, procrastinating, and or want attention. Generally followed by a heart symbol or smiley emoticon. The usual response is predictable and can follow in 3 paths:

A. Complete adoration of the song in question

B. Complete adoration of the artist in question

C. A lyric comment war

Example:

Status: Alice Malev "The Kill -- 30 Seconds to Mars <3"

Comments:
---"OMG i luv that song!!!!!!! wut's up???"

---"wtf i wuz just lisening to 30S2M!!!! kings and queens is soooooooo good!"

---"you say you wanted more what are you waiting for? im not running from you"
---"come break me down, marry me, bury me, i am finished with you!!!!!!"

---"Guys, sing in the shower, stop singing in the status."

by davidrawrs! March 1, 2010