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Facebook Stalker

A person that will deactivate and activate their profile to suit their need to look at your profile... This makes it impossible for you to delete them from your friends list unless you catch them in the act... This person is a miserable excuse for a human being and has nothing else to do that to see what's going on in your life
Facebook stalker: So, I'm going to work at McDonald's for the rest of my life am I???

Normal Person: What??? How did you see that???

Facebook stalker: I reactivated my profile to see if you were talking about me! But don't try to delete me, cuz I deactivated it again.
by klqhizvnlabAPO{fal January 30, 2010
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Jerking off stalefish

our definition is whackin off with no visual aids, just what u think of
i was battin off stalefish cos mum stole my pornos
by nathan May 13, 2005
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stalker

Someone who follows another person around, becoming obsessed with that person, eg collecting hair, taking photos, observing them with binoculars etc.
Jack's such a stalker
Stalkee:"Jack what are you doing?"
Jack:(emits squeaking noise and moves further away to continue stalking)
by JASANTIA April 15, 2006
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no-stalker

A claim to not be stalker-ish when divulging the fact that you know way too much information about the person you are interested in or the person you are dating.
"I see you changed your song on your MySpace profile a few minutes ago. No-stalker."
by Danielle Benford May 18, 2008
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like-stalker

noun
A person who uses a social networking website's liking system to tell another person they want to have sex with them. They like all their posts, no matter what they are.

An analogy would be a person in a bar who agrees with everything you say in the hope that they can hook up.

straight like , liking spree , liking to be liked , obsessive liking disorder , drive by liking , social networking
I've got a like-stalker on Tumblr. They also keep asking for my Facebook URL.
by dxo January 13, 2011
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Secondary Facebook Stalker

(noun/verb) 1. A person who watches another person stalk friends on the social site Facebook. This usually takes place in lecture, during class, on a bus, or in the library.
2. An unintentional stalking of people on Facebook through someone else's account by watching those person's actions on their monitor.

3. The act of watching someone stalk someone else.
4. Shortened usually to "sefast"
I was in lecture today and I was such a secondary facebook stalker towards the people in front of me. They were all on Facebook and I couldn't stop looking!
by Mass Texter November 10, 2010
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stalker-ish

to act like a stalker, but to not be a stalker
if marilyn is 18 comments from her big 2000th comment on myspace, Omar will not make 18 comments, for that would be very Stalker-ish. Which is not cool
by Omaid Faiz June 18, 2007
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