squat 

To bend the knees in the most comfortable manner. to assume or maintain a position in which the body is supported on the feet (heels down) and the knees are bent so that the buttocks rest on or near the heels.

American Toilets make people squat with their heels up. After about 30 years, people can hardly perform the other way to squat.

To begin learning how to correctly squat, one must "hold on to something for dear life".

ME: "He squats to poop."
YOU: I tried that and just about fell on my back.
ME: "For about two weeks, he had to hold on to a chair in front of him. Squatting is difficult at first."

squat by NotAC00L March 12, 2011

pop a squat 

When ones friend tells you to have a seat

Hey pop a squat there man.

pop a squat by Jon&Clayton June 18, 2005

three legged spot n' squat

A sex move where a woman (or man if thats what floats your boat)is in the process of doing squats at the gym and she realizes that she needs a spotter; thats where the man comes in. The man is sitting nude, fully erect on a three legged stool under the woman. Holding the womans ta ta's for support, the man gets ready to enter. When the woman comes down with her squat, the man penetrates, trying not to fall over on account of the three legged stool being wobbly.

The woman should have as little weight as possible when she is doing squats, to speed it up a little.

"Three legged" in this move has a double meaning if you catch my drift.

FREDRICO: "Dude! I three legged spot n' squated this chick at the gym last night!!"
STAVROS: "haHA, nice"

three legged spot n' squat by Peeyimp January 6, 2008

Squatch 

The name for the dried semen that accrues in the hair and the beard-hairs of truckers who've been hanging out at truck-stop glory holes.

"Hey brother, you got some SQUATCH in your beard, you'd better wash that out"

Squatch by passiveoppressive October 21, 2013

Squatter 

Term used for skanks who come to your dwelling and overstay their welcome. During their stay they will bitch about how bad your house is or what necessities you lack in, reguardless of how recently you have moved in. These tricks usually roll in packs and will annoy the piss out of you.

"Dude, these squatters are inhabiting the upstairs with no hope of leaving."

"I fucking hate the fat one."

"Why are the squatters recruiting dick to your house?"

"Did that squatter just tell you a story about shitting herself?

Squatter by I Dont Believe This Shit. August 24, 2011

squattin the cotton 

when a girl is on her period.

we can't do it because she's squattin the cotton

squattin the cotton by Hakins March 30, 2004

squaticcia 

Pronounced <squat-eech> Italianized version of the word "squat", as in nothing.

Don't listen to Vinnie, he don't know squaticcia.

squaticcia by Rose267 August 15, 2010