Golden Sponge Bath

When you bone a person in a bed you peed in 2 days prior and haven't cleaned the sheets or flipped the mattress.

When Lolla awoken the next day smelling of pee and dirty sex but was not wet. she realized that she was a victim of a golden sponge bath.

by The Double D from O September 3, 2010

interesting as a wet sponge

Extremely boring.

Joe: Yesterday I took a nap. Then I couldn't sleep that night.
Lissy: Wow Joe, you're about as interesting as a wet sponge.

by Lonesome Cowgirl April 23, 2011

cum sponge

a person with the ability to soak up cum at a rate far greater than an entire roll of Bounty paper towels. they always provide this free of charge and quite often are volonteers on graveyard shift at local sperm bank.

reduce your clean-up by 90% by keeping a cum sponge under your bed.

by pylick November 6, 2004

spoingle

Something so cute you just wanna love it, squish it, and hug it.

(Similar to Scrunkly/ scrimblo)

"Look at my cat!"
"AWWWW THE LITTLE SPOINGLE!"

by Ikea.gender May 16, 2022

spofing

-verb & acronym
To SPOF (stalking people on Facebook). The act of wandering the social media website Facebook, and creepily browsing through photos of people you barely know.

Tim: Hey what did you do last night?
Bill: Not much man, just watched some T.V. and spofed a girl from my chemistry class.
Tim: True, I was doing a little spofing myself.

by jeffyor April 23, 2009

nob sponge

a vagina or a pussy that enjoided having sexual contact with.

man i had a nice nob sponge last nite

by branflakes December 20, 2006

drug sponge

a hot gurl who outright askes you for more of your drugs (usually cocaine)

dam that taylor girl drug sponged all my coke lastnight

by yomommafool May 1, 2018