Sploof

A "Sploof" is where you and another guy/girl are having some really hardcore sex. Then, when you're about to commit creampie, the opposite person farts on your dick. This sudden gust of raunchy air that gets blown onto your dick creates a ripple effect on your body, making you fart and cream at the same time.

Tommy: So Brad, last night I was fucking your sister right...
Brad: Nice, was she tight?
Tommy: Yea, but... like... when I was about to nut, she farted on my dick
Brad: Did you fart too?
Tommy: Yea? Why?
Brad: And you still creamed right?
Tommy: Yea? Why?
Brad: Dude!! You fucking "Sploofed" my sister!

by Hue J. Anus April 21, 2020

reverse splooge

When you are making out with a guy, touch his penis and its not hard. (When its definitely expected to be)

I touched it, and it was a reverse splooge...eww

by haime and kyree November 7, 2010

Ass splooger

Noun: one who chooses to shoot loads in asses.

A person who believes that the best place for his cum expulsions is in ass regions and assholes.

Tom blew hiw load in wendys bootie last night, jeez hes really a prolific ass splooger. He shot his juice in sandy and tonya last week too

by ballplayer182 March 8, 2022

sploof

a male orgasm in which no semen flows through the urethra and out of the tip of the penis splashing you in the face; a dry orgasm

The poor fourteen year old boy had a sploof for he had already masturbated twelve times that hour.

by dr. horatio von huson II, esq. September 25, 2005

splooge

A girly with rather large boobles that overhang the booble restrainer.

Check out the splooge, man. It's creeping down her sides!

by Acidomoduso July 30, 2008

sploof

A well-timed backhanded slap to the scrotum and/or tip of the penis. Also referred to as a "bag tag". Cousin to the Cock-Punch.

"I was standing in line to get a hot dog at Murphy's and Colin sploofed me."

by Nick Blake July 2, 2006

splooge bucket

-a hot tub in an apartment bucket

-hey...do u want to go to the splooge bucket tonight?

by splOOge July 1, 2004