Speed water sliding (penguin style and sled style)

This is a fairly new term and it works a lot, you lift your body, place your hands under your back as you slide down a water slide, while crossing your legs like normal, and you should archive a good speed (this is the sled style). Then to do the penguin style, just go head first and slide with your feet together and your hands firmly on your body. Simple.

Speed water sliding (penguin style and sled style) can yeet on ur enemy

by Action movies (marvel) June 4, 2019

sped

One who attends Special Ed programs at his or her school one who partakes in illegal drug use One who uses the F-word 30+ times a day

Alex had to go to Mrs. Adams class today because he is a sped and was caught spedifying the hallway with the Hall brothers.

by The General January 31, 2003

alaskan bob sled pillow sandwich

jerking off into the buttcrack of a pale white male, and then sliding your dick in between the asscheeks to simulate a bob sled run.

hey pale white man, remember when i jerked off into your buttcheeks and then stuck my dick in there to simulate a bob sled run? that was a great alaskan bob sled pillow sandwich.

by tim "fuckface" roy July 30, 2008

Sped nigga

Sped nigga is a cheif named wade. He aint even have a stove

Cheif: why is that kid wade a sped nigga

Bernie: because he aint even got a stove
Chief: you right but i got that foreign grill no cap

by Humphrey 2.0 November 27, 2018

sped

Litterally "special eductation" Usually used to describe someone when they are acting retarded.

"Man, did you hear what he said yesterday?"

"Ah shit man, I don't care-he's such a sped."

by notsodumbblonde December 6, 2006

Spedatrecay

The process of spedatrefication, which means to randomly type things into search engines on your highschool library's computers because you are bored and your girlfriend can't think of anything exciting to look up.

"I was spedatrecaying today."

by Stefan Marmion November 19, 2006

head sled

A helmet with bicycle attached to it used for directing a girl while administering a blow job (horn & streemers optional).

Guy: Let's strap on that head sled suzi and go for a ride

Suzi: awsome, strap it on and lets party

by Samael Cutter January 13, 2009