Rock Spifity Difity

A quaint professional and philosophical way of saying your reproductive organ is now filled with a respectable amount of blood to schaboink a hoe

“Yo bro how’d it go with becky last night”

“I walked in bro and told her, lets get to lick lickity splickity cause my cock is rock spifity difity and then i boinked her all night….in her sisters bed”

by anonymous June 6, 2022

Suwannee Swifty

When you rooster fuck your wife on your anniversary and then go fishing in Suwannee

Hey man you want to go fishing with us tomorrow? Yeah but man it’s my wedding anniversary! Fuck that bitch just give her the old Suwannee Swifty!

by FDBCUH June 21, 2022

Filipino swifty

Wetting a paper towel, putting a dab of dish detergent on it, then using your bare foot to wipe the floor with it. I just made up this term, Filipino swifty. I'm mostly Filipino so maybe I can get away with it. Probably not.

Wife: The floor is dirty, where's the mop?
Me: Not to worry. I can do a Filipino swifty.

by old observer April 16, 2023

Psuedo-Swifty

Someone who doesn't like Taylor Swift, They do like covers of her music in different styles though.

"Nah Joe isn't a Swifty he doesn't like her music. He's a psuedo-Swifty though he listens to covers"

by khaaaannnn April 6, 2024

dirty shifty

When you meet a guy named Tyson and he get called out and turns into a pussy

shifty visited tysons home town and shifty did a dirty shifty and tyson no show

by shifty freeman March 22, 2025

Fizzy spitty

When they put a bunch of soda or sparkling water in their mouth and give you a bj

I could use a mad fizzy spitty rn

by P1theguy August 20, 2025

Eyeliner is Spiffy

The name of an album by Scotty Vanity, or just a really good silence-breaker.

1) I Like Your Hair, a song by Scotty Vanity from the album Eyeliner is Spiffy.

2) Awkward silence...
EYELINER IS SPIFFY!!!

by Gail Hale August 23, 2010