wee wee spank

masturbation... nuff said

i jus went n had a wee wee spank. it done me good

by w00t72 March 18, 2005

monkey spank

A total jack-off idiot

jeff's doin the monkey spank in the bathroom

by cupcarz June 25, 2005

hot-spank-a-licious

when the appearance of someone is devastatingly gorgeous or handsome.

Eboni's new red dress made her curves look hot-spank-a-licious!!!

by Eboni Darnell October 31, 2007

Flamer Spank

When a gay guy smacks your ass because he finds you attractive. Usually followed by a wink or some sort of unwanted eye contact.

I was just going to get myself a drink, but along the way, I got a flamer spank from some faggot I met at work.

by CLander February 14, 2009

weiner spank

when a male hits something with his wiener, mostly inflicting pain on himself more than the object

Mikey just weiner spanked that chair and now he's rolling on the floor in pain. Stupid.

by shae raye D May 31, 2009

Bank Spank Bank

A spank bank made of mental images of attractive women that you see at your bank, used later for masturbatory purposes.

Person 1: Yo dude! Do you see that hottie makin' a deposit at that window? She's going in my Bank Spank Bank!

Person 2: Hellz Yeaaa nigga!!

by Scrotum Scrunchie March 31, 2011

Hank Spank

Right before ejaculation while recieving oral sex the male

thunder claps the female on both ears and pulls out and runs away!

Last night I wanted to break up with my girlfriend so I gave her a Hank Spank and got the fuck out.

by The Hamburglar Lives May 17, 2010