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sneak beat

When you beat your dick while there are people around
Darren sneak beat when sleeping next to bj
by The real almighty July 31, 2017
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Sneaks

Damn son, did you see Ryan's new pair of "sneaks"?
by Saucy Cake January 4, 2016
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Sneak self-congratulation compliment

When someone leaves what seems like a nice, innocent comment but is actually a sneaky way of congratulating themselves. Usually for something that doesn't deserve congratulations.
This comment left on a soundtrack that was used in the Umbrella Academy series:
Sneak self-congratulation compliment: "Thank you umbrella academy for reintroducing this to the next generation."

It seems like an innocent comment, but is actually a way for the commenter to congratulate themselves for knowing the soundtrack before it was in the series. The commenter also believes that they are better than the people who are just now discovering it, and that he/she should get a reward for knowing the song for a longer period of time.
by TaiChiTony July 10, 2019
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Sneak dissin

Sneak dissin is when the person who intends on doing the dissin, doesn’t always have to be opp (enemy). It can also be a homeboy/homegirl. For example, few people around and the people sneak dissin play the song, “ I’m sprung.” T Pain.’ Because just the day before the homeboy told friends he doesn’t know why, but he always wants to be with his very new girlfriend.
Lesjar was sneak dissin his homeboy Michael, because Mike has become a lame, kinda like how a sad puppy cries when its owner leaves, so Lesjar starts making crying puppy sounds.
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Sneak Attack

When your Asian friends eat all of the Kung Pow chicken at a Super Bowl party.
Watch out! Sneak attack time. Hung and Jitsu are here. Hide your food.
by AnalMelania September 19, 2019
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The Guantanamo unholy Sneak Attack

This is when a terrorist prisoner Is stewing around in his cell with nothing better to do. He’s feeling bored so he goes and chats with his other loser terrorist buddies obviously plotting something.

Then later he goes into his neighbors cell and begins ass fucking him and as he’s about to cum he pulls out and seemlessly shoves a stick of dynamite in his ass blowing him to smithereens.

The other terrorists golf clap.
“Yo Mustafo. This prison shit sucks. I’m gonna give the new guy the Guantanamo unholy sneak attack after lunch. Get some entertainment going around here.”

“That’s gonna be messy, but it sure beats movie night. I can’t watch Shawshank again.”
by Larry and Rex and Benny January 30, 2020
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sneak attack

when you squirt a bit of lime or lemon juice on your finger before you finger a bitch
Whore: Ahhhhh!!! Why does my pussy sting?!
Me: Haha! Sneak attack bitch!
by jhwjw January 15, 2024
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