Bologna smoothie

The act of vomiting in a glass and stirring it with a straw after eating a can of spam and drinking a bottle of pepto bismol.

Anyone want a bologna smoothie?

by Shredder88 October 15, 2023

Muddy smoothie

When a woman has profusive diarrhea and shits in a cup then you go to drink it

Man oh man that muddy smoothie was delicious

by Penule April 10, 2024

Soapy Smoothie

The act of puking in ones asshole then following up by shaving a bar of soap into said asshole. Then and only then must one insert a frother into said asshole, and begin mixing the soapy Smoothie.

Hey Wyatt you want a soapy Smoothie I heard they help cleanse you.

by Leapstone November 11, 2024

Volcano Smoothie

Vomiting during a blowjob as a kink.

Hey do you wanna try the volcano smoothie?

by brotherm0ther January 17, 2026

Pickle smoothie

An individual with an unpleasant, unagreeable personality, leaving bad aftertaste

Vanna said ´you cant always get what you want´ to me in such a condecending bitchy tone, Im finna slime her. Shes SUCH a pickle smoothie.

Shes been lying about her fatal disease for over a year to collect clout, what a pickle smoothie.
Ughhhh, whenever Ive spent time with him Im left with such a strong pickley taste in my mouth, thats what you get spending time with a pickle smoothie

by Sweet little apple February 5, 2026

Aarav Smoothie

A smoothie made with the semen of a group of men.

We were bored so we decided to make an Aarav Smoothie and give it to our friend as a joke.

by emailbackups September 24, 2025

T Smoothie

When a service member ash’s into a drink and drinks it most synonymous with energy drinks

“Fuck I got fire watch hand me that cigarette I’m gonna make a T smoothie”

by IOPHATE October 30, 2025