slappin' salamis

when 2 males will slap their cocks against each other.
first one to get an erection loses.

You wanna go try some slappin' salamis?
Nah, i know ill lose ;)

by Javier McWoo January 6, 2008

slapping the Pope

A Catholic euphemism for male autoerotic stimulation.

The priest spent all night slapping the Pope until his hat came off and his head exploded.

by Kristian Berry May 8, 2008

Slappetizer

When someone slaps you in the face to give you a taste of the full-blown fight that is about to erupt.

Paul: Did you watch 30 Rock last night?
Steve: That show is stupid.
*Paul gives Steve a slappetizer, and then proceeds to beat the crap out of him*

by Fuzz28 June 26, 2014

slapple

slap a nipple

Timmy slapped bob's nipple. bob said "man don't slapple me again!"

by h0tp0ckets March 7, 2015

Slapout, ok

Slapout, Ok. Population : 12
Well maybe 18 by now. Literally. This little Podunk town, town? Can you even call that a town? Its on the map, seriously. Check it out. Northwest Oklahoma, smack dab in the state's "armpit". Probably explains the smell of this little town. Or could be the Feed Lots. Or just your brothers step aunts husbands cousins outhouse. Small town, close relations. If ya ever get a chance to drive by Slapout, don't blink. And watch out for rouge cattle and the ocassional horny toad. Speaking of that, better keep an eye out for Uncle Bubba Papa Cuz too.

Don't hang around slapout, ok too long, it starts to rub off on you, you'll come home and ask your sister to the prom.

by Doinyamom October 3, 2016

table slapping

The act of dick slapping a person on the table while ejaculating thus lauching cum everywhere

Man after sex we where table slapping

by That512life February 9, 2015

Concrete Slappers

A pair of large, flat, durable feet, ideal for walking barefoot on concrete, making a slapping noise.

I used to think Gary was a fuckin' idiot walkin' barefoot, you know, like he wanted to get tetanus or something, but I saw his feet, and he's got some concrete slappers.

by human fucking garbage October 22, 2022