shelf shock

when there is an overload of senses to shoppers when they go to a shelf and it is filled to the brim with eyecatching/bright colored boxes making the shopper overwhelmed and angry.

Shopper: "AARRRGGH! Muh Eyes! Muh Head! Too...Many...Things...Trying To Get My Attention!"
Shopper #2: "Ha ha, you just got Shelf Shock!"
Shopper 2 starts to laugh his @$$ off at other shopper's misery

by Devi8 May 8, 2008

shofty

a really big nasty and sometimes hairy shit

Derrick:Dude i gotta go take a shofty be back in 20 minutes
Peter:aight have a good one,remember to use febreeze

by fishsticks10101 January 14, 2009

Shelfable

Referring to an objects storage requirements.

This kind is shelfable, it doesn't go in the fridge like regular bacon, it's precooked.

by Ms. Behavior November 21, 2011

Shelfie

A selfie taken on the shitter!

I can see that's a shelfie by the toilet tank in the background....plus his face is red!

by Treebonics September 5, 2016

Shelfie

A presumptuous photo someone takes of themselves with something that they want, pretending like it belongs to them. See also: IYD pic

"Holy crap, did you see Jen's photos on Facebook? Her boyfriend proposed and bought her a monster rock!"
"In her dreams! That was just a shelfie."

"Matt just bought a new motorcycle!"
"No, he didn't; those were just shelfies. Two seconds after he tweeted that last one, the real owner came out into the parking lot and threatened to put him in the hospital."

by RwjKnowsStuff August 22, 2017

shalfat

A beautiful, lovely girl ,cares about others more than her self, with self confidence of speech and stand out fot others because of the championing voice ,he is mostly quiet that at first people think she doesnt talk but deep down she talks to those she is free with .She is a bed of roses , and energises alot , but most important she is a darling and one of kind,if you lose her its hard to.get.Her back ,she is an edible in heaven as her nAme means in heaven ,. Make sure to stay with ur shalfat n never let go.Of her because if she goes its hard to find another one or her love again

The effect of loosing his shalfat in his life was to get a life full of heart breaks

by philtah November 24, 2021

Taken off the shelf

Someone that was murdered in cold blood.

Person 1: Yo big man, I haven't seen you with Cadillac Pimpin in a while.

Reply: He was taken off the shelf in a drive by.
Person 1: Do they know who did it?
Reply: Yeah it was Trevor and he's in the joint for his murder cuz one of his cronies went to the po pos and wrote on his ass.

by Smoking hot 1966 Cadillac June 20, 2016