Shitstain

Pseudonym for a tall person, meaning tall, feminate, and a friend of knickerbockers. Can also be used to describe someone with a small package.

Did you see that tall mongoloid at the party last night? Ya he was a total shitstain.

by Donkeypuncher2000 April 12, 2011

Pearl Harbor Situation

When someone does something to someone with out being provoked, and the victim then over reacts.

Rachel threw her phone at Sean for no reason, so Sean broke a plate over her head. It was a common pearl harbor situation.

by Alix McQ December 22, 2008

situation

When someone is acting in an overtly intoxicated or ludicrous manner, they are a situation.

Did you see Vikki at the bar last night? She was a total situation!

by kikicoture December 23, 2008

shituation

A shitty situation.

What happened between you and Ashley? I don't know, it's just a shituation right now.

by dankyK December 17, 2010

Situational Racism

When you're not really a racist at heart (like you don't wake up in the morning, give a Nazi salute to 'Das Führer' first thing in the morning) however, you are still under some kind of influence which keeps you in the closet in terms of xenophobia and disassociation to people other than those who are like yourself.

For example... You know you suffer from "Situational Racism" when you're friendly with "Juan" because he is doing your lawn that day. Then, Juan sees you with friends and family at the same restaurant that weekend and when he says hi to you, you look at him with a bit of disgust and acting like you don't even know who he is.

Another.

You're not racist... No, you have a "black friend" at work... You've even had lunch with him on occassion.But no, you've never invited him to your BBQ's or other affairs at your home. I mean, he would be the only "Black guy" there.

by OahnX April 29, 2013

cbum situation

when you can pull any girl you want but your abbs stop you.

Named after chris bumstead because he's a god but his abbs are the only slight weakpoint in his physique.

Becca was gonna give me top when she saw my arms after we were talking, then I took off my shirt and she left me. She said she didn't want a guy with a cbum situation.

by Necrozma Beam October 3, 2021

shituation

A really shitty situation

Argh. This is a real shituation. Any more bright ideas, Einstein??

by CEDARTEETH August 27, 2013