You're shitting me

A statement made by a person who is literally passing through the digestive system of another person. The phrase can be used at any time in this process, but would not be audible until the speaker's mouth has exited the anus.

You're shitting me! Hurry up, it's smelly in here!

by Aprileen Alexander December 27, 2006

shitting a brick

Pooping in large quantities.

I was shitting a brick and clogged the toilet.

by cronuscronus September 14, 2006

Shitting diamonds

A phenomenon which occurs after bareback anal intercourse where after ejaculation into the anal canal, droplets of semen fall from the anal sphincter in globule form.

"After three straight hours of doggie style, she was shitting diamonds all over my 800-thread count sheets."

by Auntie Bifuggenotix December 20, 2009

Fuckin Hotin Shitin Balls

Used to let others know that it is extreamly hot outside.

When we were sittin in the car he sadi it was Fuckin Hotin Shitin Balls.

by Heyotter388 December 30, 2005

shittinass

like oh shit in a big way.used when shit wont do.

shittinass,the police are pullin us over

by melissa December 26, 2004

shitin

doing nothing. unfocus on objective.

we shitin our lifes away today head

by gizmo504 October 3, 2006

Shitbird

Lazy person not good for anything

Look at that shitbird wasting time on the clock

by Da WHITEMAN March 24, 2017