Gay Mortar Shells

Gay jokes, memes, and/or gifs that are dropped like bombs in group chat.

Dude it looks like the moon in the group chat from all the gay mortar shells

by LLJFondle February 11, 2019

Shells

What they call non running cars also Flaco favorite type of car

Dang it he bought more shells

by Shellboss June 28, 2016

brain shell

ur skull when u don’t want to say your skull

“You’re brain shell is the bone around your brain” said the health teacher, “what’s a brain shell again teacher?” “your skull” he said.

by Therealjhoncena November 1, 2022

Ghost shell

Famously describing a bug in the game War Thunder, when a tank shell does no damage or disappears due to a bug

Tom: Damn it! That's a Ghost shell
Jerry: Better luck next time

by bean10 January 2, 2024

Stuffed Shells

When you fuck your girl who is on her period and has a yeast infection and you pull your dick out and it looks like it’s got marinara sauce and ricotta cheese on it

My girl had her period and a yeast infection. I fucked her anyway and said I’m Italian...I love stuffed shells!

by OHB JOE August 24, 2019

Shell cart

Dirty smackhead who steals from old ladies and free giving pages to buy heroin and crack

Have you seen that dirty smackhead shell cart on Facebook?

by Salam alakum October 20, 2022

Turtle Shell On A Monkey Bar

Men who ride Harley's or other cruising type bikes, who wear turtle shell style helmets because they are not driving fast enough to need a full helmet usually. And they ride on a bike that has had custom steering handles installed. The handle bars are usually raised an additional 10 to 12 inches, making the rider appear to be hanging from a monkey bar.

"How bout that turtle shell on a monkey bar, his tiny helmet had huge skulls painted on it and he was barely able to hang onto his monkey bar because it was almost too high..."

by BOSS*bitch June 11, 2015