putting the turtle back in its shell

When your taking a shit, but half way through, you suck the shit back up into your asshole

I just got done putting the turtle back in its shell

by Ishitoften December 31, 2020

brain shell

your skull but you can’t think of the word skull so you say brain shell

your brain shell is your skull. it’s very important. pls don’t break your brain shell

by Therealjhoncena November 1, 2022

HEAT Shell

Its a High Explosive Anti Tank Shell, that uses the Munroe Effect to Pen Heavy Armor

T-34 (1st Gv.T.Br.) Turret Crew and Machine Gunner: OH weak HEAT shell from a Panzer IV (short barreld) surely it cant hurt us? our armour is 45 mm and the angle is (29-31°)
4TH HEAT shell hitting the driver: i go boom and you go bye bye

by Kaorl20 February 12, 2025

Shell-out Falter

The set of delaying tactics, mystified looking around moves and "where the hell's my wallet" self-frisking someone makes when they want you to pickup the check.

He's in a startup now and won't pay for anything, all he'll do is pull a Shell-out Falter on you.

by Ross Brunson November 30, 2011

shell

that was fucked up; i cant believe you just did that!!

"did you see that girl just trip the blind girl?"

"OMG yes! that was sooooo shelll!

by thisisstoopid March 3, 2011

shell

1, Something hard, like a mollusk, made out of calcium carbonate, and or calcite or aragonite.
2, A clam.

Look at that shell! It probably has a snail in there..

by Defenation April 24, 2021

Turtle Shelled

Usually will happen when it's cold out and your balls shrivel up nice and tight to get warm. (The wrinkles look like the pattern that a turtle shell could have)

I gotta go inside now, its cold, I'm turtle shelled.

by Herbert G. WALLCE March 1, 2019