sheif

A word said by umpires on really crappy video games attempting to say "safe".

Sheeeeiiiiiif.

by Jeff ha ha August 9, 2003

elf on shelf

getting a blow job while sitting on a higher position (table ) or bureau and girl get her head same height

I sat on the mantle, like an elf on shelf while my girl gave me a blow job standing up

by dolbery October 9, 2017

you've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for

This is commonly used once someone finds two words that rhyme, and make it into the "elf on the shelf" format.

Guy: You've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for..
*a picture of Shrek on a deck*
Guy 2: that's clever

by extreme coughing November 16, 2018

shelfass

When someone is really really fat and their ass sticks out and it looks like a shelf. You can put pictures, lamps, or even write a paper on it.

Fat big assed people, usually woman

by Jason February 20, 2005

shelfie

The act of taking a selfie while taking a shit, most commonly sent to your significant other.

My girlfriend thinks I'm cheating unless I send a shelfie a day.

by mattarse October 22, 2014

Shelfie

The act of taking a self portrait (a selfie) whilst taking a shower. It is a shortening of a Shower Selfie

Katrina's shelfie game is weak. She does the same face and pose every time

by jonosel April 14, 2015

Top shelfing

To put a dip in your top lip, as oppossed to the more widely used bottom lip.

My bottom lip was tore up, so I had to turn to top shelfing it today.

by BigOBJ7 April 9, 2007