september 27

anyone born on september 27 means that their parents got frisky on new year’s eve. most legendary birthday of the year.

ethan: my birthday is september 27th, you know what that means right?
sean: no, what?
ethan: means my old folks had some fun new year’s eve

by g657 May 11, 2020

September 2nd

September 2nd is the national holiday of finally giving the person who likes you a chance, and finally liking him back

On September 2nd I finally decided to give him a chance, it turned out to be the best decision ever!

by sKIDDDROE231 September 1, 2020

September 16th

A seggzy mf was born on this day, no one beats september 16th babies😎

Me: ayo it’s september 16th today
Candice: ok and?

Me:uhh u dont know? It’s the day all the seggzy mf’s was born

by anonymous May 9, 2021

September 5th

National boyfriends say yes to everything day.

A day where your boyfriend has to give you attention and be attentive to all of your needs

gf: it’s September 5th, you have to give me all your attention and do everything i say today
bf: really?

gf: ya look here

gf: will you rub my back?
bf: of course

gf: will you do the dishes and take out the trash?
bf: of course

by thegirlfriend September 3, 2021

September 6

National girlfriend must do anything you say day.

Bf- Can you sing bad at love
Gf- no
Bf- it’s September 6
Gf- got a boy back home in Michigan…

by iamamanwithaplan September 6, 2021

September 14

tell ur crush u like them day!

Sarah-oh it’s September 14 I have to go tell josh I like him

Josh-OMG ITS SEPTEMBER 14 I WONDER IF BALIYS GONNA TELL ME IF SHE LIKES ME!

Sarah-:(

by TELL UR CRUSH U LIKE THEM❤️ September 13, 2021

September 1st

national grab ass day

on september 1st it’s national grab ass day.

by NATIONAL …. DAY August 30, 2022