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Sticky Santos

THe process of when one smears 1 cup of frosting on partners butt cheaks and anus in a circular motions. Proceed by gently inserting a warm (or frozen depending on prefrance)stick of butter up the anal cavity. Finally tossing the salad and eating the butter until partner reaches full climax.
Wow he really Sticky Santosed the shit out of that donkey.
by Mr. Santos January 18, 2007
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The Senior Citizen

When you put your hand in a bucket of water or bathtub long enough to let your hand get all wrinkly and then proceed to pleasure yourself so that it feels like an 85 year old is doing in. Can also be combined with the Stranger, The Danger Stranger, the Reverse or French-Grip, and can also be used with your significant other.
Oh man, I gave myself The Senior Citizen last night, and today I feel like I should eat some tapioca pudding, get in my Buick and drive slow in the high speed lane, or yell at kids to stay off my lawn.

I just gave myself The Senior Citizen and now I feel like playing Bingo.
by ChaSin78 February 21, 2009
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pre-senior moment

a momentary lapse of thought in an individual, generally between the ages of forty to sixty-years-old or so: a brief aphasia when one cannot think of what to say or the right word for a thing, or has a momentary lapse of memory. 2. To draw a blank.
"Damn - I knew exactly what it was a minute ago, then it slipped away from me: Forgive me: I'm having a pre-senior moment."
by sadi ranson-polizzotti January 10, 2009
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Santoli

Santoli comes from the latin root santo, meaning "sexually attractive." The greek suffix li means "for no particular reason"
This combination describes an individual who is attractive to the opposite sex despite flaws in character and physical appearence.
a santoli would most likely be attacked by two girls who are trying to retrieve an object that he has placed in his pants.
by Skatoli February 1, 2009
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Dracut Senior High School

Down for the d-town. this school consists of sluts who crave cock every day all day, and random ass hoes. the foot ball team pees on each other in the locker rooms every practice. Wangnsters are a typical pice of trash that go there and they will probably end up fucked up,or dead. that is all.
Yo, were hittin Dracut Senior High School, to pick up some under aged sluts, its gana be a roofie filled night!
by T-Mart Jesus March 11, 2011
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senioritis

a medical issue that occurs when one becomes a senior, this is usually caused by a lot of stress put on a student in the freshman, sophomore, and junior years, this bug causes major laziness and is a cause for many lazy students who just want to get out of there
Bob has senioritis therefore he is lazy.
by ?????????BIGDOG????????? September 10, 2006
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Maple Grove Senior High

A high school located in the rich part of the school district and the only high school where there are no black people. Unlike it's extremely ghetto cousin Park Center, or PC, or it's moderately ghetto brother, Osseo Senior High, Maple Grove is filled with the perfect yuppie children who were rejected at the doors of the other two high schools of the district.
Laqisha: Man, I went to Maple Grove Senior High for a year and dat place wuz gay az fuck. Ain't no G's go dere.

Steve the Generic White Guy: Get you and the rest of your kind to Park Center. We do not need you low - level pieces of shit at our school.
by JO MOMMMMMA December 30, 2011
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