scratch the patch

Literally, for one to "scratch where it itches", in particular to scratch the genital area. Often seen as a sign of some disgusting disease or STD.

Man, Frank was picking up that chick in the bar, but when he saw her scratch the patch, he flipped her off and left. I think he figured she had VD or crabs or something.

by Frank Klaune November 13, 2004

Sirancha

American mother sauce. Combination of Ranch and Sirracha. Originated in Toronto circa July 2013. Various chefs claim responsibility for the origin of the recipe. Excellent when paired with tuna tataki or potato chips.

"Lets put some sirancha on that hamburger?"

"Have you seen the sirancha?"

by Javier Poblano. July 16, 2013

Scratchy

Someone who is broke and needs money. ( kind of referring to when an addict needs a fix and scratches)

Keisha: Hey girl you wana go get lunch together
Sal: sorry girl I'm scratchy today.
Keisha: it's ok girl I'm got ya today.
Sal: thanks girl!

by Bermudagold March 30, 2015

bum scratch

term used to identify someone who dresses like shit to social outtings

homeboy looks like a straight up bum scratch walkin in da club with his basketball pull-away shorts on

by kanhai knights December 27, 2008

scratch rash

a peson who holds up lines to purchase lottery tickets every day

The scratch rash may have found the remedy for distracting the mind from problems at hand but he is investing in despair.

by provider44 January 15, 2010

scratchet

Scratchet is a combination of the words "Ratchet" and "scratch". The word originates by means of the leading character role in the popular game franchise "Ratchet and Clank".

Ratchet is a lombax, and being the lombax he is, Ratchet has large, floppy ears. They appear to be yellow with three, brown stripes. More importantly, Ratchet's ears appear to be soft and somewhat of a giddy muse to the touch, much more than the average, furry, game character.

This being the case, it's become an interest of a unsaid number of fanboys to want and scrach Ratchet behind his ears. The idea seems to be somewhat of a childish and immature, yet hight amusing fancy.

school girl giggle"I'd just love to scratchet that Ratchet"/shcool girl giggle

by Ratchet September 9, 2006

scrunchy

Grabbing a man's scrotum from behind and pulling it up through his ass cheeks, thus leaving him with a scrotum-wedgie.

Jimmy said that Ocho Cinco is the second best receiver in the NFL, so I gave him a scrunchy as punishment for his ignorance.

by Homotron April 7, 2007