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tuna scooter

verb . It is when your sister sits naked on a hardwood floor, spread eagle, and you try to scoot her across the room with your nose in her pussy. squeak squeak squeak.
Donnie and his perverted tuna scooter are hilarious. We watched him pushing her across the room with his nose buried in her pussy.
by Be-Rad June 4, 2024
mugGet the tuna scootermug.

Floor Scooter

FLOOR SCOOTER
A being who scoots across the floor to rid themselves of dingleberries.
Man 1:Dude I didn't know you were a floor scooter.

Man 2: Tis was them.damn dingleberries
by Smackschacksmocksnack November 14, 2024
mugGet the Floor Scootermug.

scooter boys

my dad said their the boys who will die virgins
hun scooter boys are virgins for life.
by kickrocks November 28, 2020
mugGet the scooter boysmug.

flying poop scooter

When someone shits on the floor and then proceeds to step on it with their foot and "ride" it around the house smearing it everywhere like they were riding a scooter
Bro you finna tryna flying poop scooter this lame ass party?
by FaggotDildoFacory January 29, 2018
mugGet the flying poop scootermug.

slimy scooter

---A sexual act where a man cums on a girls chest and she's forced to slide on a smooth surface...

--Or the dankest kush found smothered in cannibis oil...
(Guy) Yeah me and Sally got it on last night ...
(Friend) how'd it go?
(Guy) I came on her chest and made her a slimy scooter ...
(Friend) LOL awesome dude.
by Grimy Gregg March 16, 2017
mugGet the slimy scootermug.

Scooter's Mama

That first bite of ice cream, any flavor, that reminds you of Scooter's Mama, with pretty teeth, eyes like butter, arms wide, bosom heavy.
"This ice cream is so good, it reminds me of Scooter's Mama. This is that. This tastes like that."
by deeeeeee01 April 18, 2023
mugGet the Scooter's Mamamug.

Electric scooter

2 Chronicles 15:7
by Knmagor October 22, 2022
mugGet the Electric scootermug.

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