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tuna scooter

verb . It is when your sister sits naked on a hardwood floor, spread eagle, and you try to scoot her across the room with your nose in her pussy. squeak squeak squeak.
Donnie and his perverted tuna scooter are hilarious. We watched him pushing her across the room with his nose buried in her pussy.
by Be-Rad June 4, 2024
mugGet the tuna scootermug.

Yellow scooter

The yellow scooter is a term used when you see a fat bitch and want her to fuck with you on a yellow scooter
Ayy Theo I want her on my yellow scooter
by Cjashh September 27, 2020
mugGet the Yellow scootermug.

slimy scooter

---A sexual act where a man cums on a girls chest and she's forced to slide on a smooth surface...

--Or the dankest kush found smothered in cannibis oil...
(Guy) Yeah me and Sally got it on last night ...
(Friend) how'd it go?
(Guy) I came on her chest and made her a slimy scooter ...
(Friend) LOL awesome dude.
by Grimy Gregg March 16, 2017
mugGet the slimy scootermug.

Floor Scooter

FLOOR SCOOTER
A being who scoots across the floor to rid themselves of dingleberries.
Man 1:Dude I didn't know you were a floor scooter.

Man 2: Tis was them.damn dingleberries
by Smackschacksmocksnack November 14, 2024
mugGet the Floor Scootermug.

scooter boys

my dad said their the boys who will die virgins
hun scooter boys are virgins for life.
by kickrocks November 28, 2020
mugGet the scooter boysmug.

scooters of anarchy

The scooter gang of fat bastards that skirt up and down the aisles of stores taking up as much room as possible. These people never really seem to get many items, but rather just sit in the way and talk to other scooter drivers.
I seen the scooters of anarchy on the other side of Walmart blocking the entrances to the lil debbie section. They looked terrifyingly hungry so I dipped out of there before they pulled out their forks to sample me.
by Platezz January 25, 2018
mugGet the scooters of anarchymug.

Scooter

Typically a male with the name Matt who goes to a university in the same state he grew up in. He likes to stay up late at night and count his caloric intake while he power washes his prize possession, his razors cx9 power blade scooter from Walmart.
Damn, never thought you could be such a scooter, but here we are.
by Irhugdigtyf July 20, 2020
mugGet the Scootermug.

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