Kenny scooter

“Oh my! Look at him with all those underage kids, what a Kenny scooter” “That Kenny Scooter is touching a 15 year olds thighs”
by cultural wizard November 03, 2019
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meat scooter

The favored vehicle of the bicycle messenger. Offering little protection, the meat scooter is a very dangerous vehicle, even moreso when not operated in accordance with the traffic laws; often an accident is fatal.
"That guy is going to kill himself on that meat scooter. He should wait for the light like everyone else."
by NPD May 22, 2007
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Scooter Looter

A person who finds his victims through Instagram and finds out about their personal lives. Only a few know his true identity. Some say its a cult of people running 1 account. Mostly seen with a Joker pfp
Dude, ngl Scooter Looter has my bitch hostage.

Scooter Looter lowkey can fuck my bitch anytime he wants.
by Mohave High Student September 07, 2021
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Scooterized

The act of being ran over by an oversized or elderly person on an electric scooter, particularly in the grocery store.
Man i was shopping when an older person on a scooter ran my foot over. I got "scooterized".
by plumberboy123 October 21, 2020
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Scooter Beaver

Girls going commando with short skirts on Vespas... usually seen at stop lights.
"We spotted some scooter beaver while waiting at a stop light on Via Salaria."

"Thats one thing I miss about our trip to Rome - The random scooter beaver sightings."

"When she was airing out the clam on her Vespa, there was a bit of scooter beaver going on."
by ItalySpotter September 05, 2011
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scooter pus

A artificial pussy that scoots across the floor while you fuck it
I was fucking my scooter pus yesterday and made it halfway through the kitchen
by Peter Hung December 31, 2021
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