beer scooter

(extra credit to Dogfish)n. The remarkably quick method by which you get home after a night out on the piss, forcing you to remark you had an indelible mode of transport. (N.b. please also be aware of 'beer scooter with a puncture' which is a much slower form of transport, where you start out with speedy intentions; but spend the majority of the night dragging extra equipment attached to your legs)

"How did you get home Sebastian?"

"On a beer scooter"

"Oh"

by stouffer March 4, 2003

derka scooter

The act of giving a girl anal sex while holding her hair with two hands in a handle bar position until she starts farting uncontrolably and sounds like a moped.

Did you hear casmo gave that bitch the Derka Scooter all night long then drove her home on his goped?

by Creature Mcgivins April 9, 2008

Scoob

A noun, adjective, or verb that can mean almost anything in any context

What the scoob!

Hey can you scoob me a miller?

Don't touch my scoob bro.

You tryna scoob later?

I'm gonna scoooooooooob.

by Scoober69 January 3, 2017

finger scooter

To preform razor scooter like tricks on a males genitals and anus

Hey yo girl! Do you finger scooter on the first date?

by Jeff Kings King May 10, 2008

Scooby Doo

Scooby doo is the bad-ass crime fighting dog... *cough*

Scooby Doo is used as another word for clue. See the link?

I don't have a Scooby doo how this works.

OR

I dont have a Scooby what you're on about.

by William Ziccardi October 4, 2006

scooby doos

Usually tan dress shoes that have stiches or stripes along the side of them

'You might have to get you a pair of Scooby Doos for this one.' - Jay z, Excuse Me Miss

by loser May 28, 2003

Scooter Kid

Little kids that buy vans footwear to ride a scooter at parks and streets, and do dozens of tricks that are the same thing with a different name. (They are known to say "I do scooter tricks")

Shut the fuck up Scooter kid, nobody loves you!

by MittensMemer May 21, 2015