Same-Sex Marriage

Sex in a relationship that, for one reason or another, has degenerated to near nothing. No one in this marriage is getting any except with themselves anymore. Happens after one or both loses interest or gets fed up with the joyless sex of the other. May take years of normal marriage to get to this point usually preceded by a period of sex that feels a lot like wanking anyway. Neither has the balls to admit it or the wherewithall to go out and just cheat on the other to get off. Also characterized to close friends - who couldn't help noticing the chill - as "mature" love.

Fred and Wendy practised same-sex marriage - after almost 20 years of marriage, their sex life was almost non-existent - if it hadn't been for the wanking they secretly indulged privately in, there wouldn't be any at all.

by Luvlos Whadacost March 3, 2011

Same here

Phrase used amongst fictional homosexual characters who are experiencing angst due to bad parenting and loveless childhoods, to confirm to their partners that even though they are incapable of saying so aloud, they are madly in love with them.
Used when said fictional homosexual characters are, for whatever reason, emotionally screwed up.

"And, and, I think...these feelings have a word...and you don't have to say this back, but...I love you, Noah."
"Luke...same here?"
Audience: "Pfft lame, go take a wild hayride."

by Zrina April 16, 2009

samebrush

A person who hangs around with people of sub-normal intelligence.

Yo! There goes a tard with the samebrush!

by Dr Pinch September 16, 2004

Samalie

Samalie is a girl with tremendous beauty. she is courageous and charismatic and she loves to please others. Extremely loved by everyone and very popular, everyone knows her.

Who’s that really pretty girl over there?
Oh, she’s Samalie

by fat donkey🤣 August 2, 2019

sael

Sael is cooler than ilias

Sael is so fucking sexy holy shit he's gonna make me gay

by saouljad June 16, 2020

same same

it means same , but told in a exaggerated way .When you want to tell someone how you and the other person have something in common , you can tell this

girl:i have blue shoes
another girl:aye same same

by alokhegdumdums July 8, 2021

same as it ever was

And you may ask yourself...

Same as it ever was

by elwho April 23, 2022