Salty Cheerios

When a man dips his genitals into a bowl of cheerios and milk and his partner proceeds to eat and suck the milky cheerios off of his genitals.

"Hey baby its too early to do missionary" "Okay! Let's do the salty cheerios!"

by Colonel Sanders III July 1, 2011

Salty

A state of extreme frustration and disbelief, usually caused by stress and repeated failure while playing a videogame. A salty player will usually not attribute their failure to their opponent's skill or their lack of skill. Instead, they will reference external factors, such as their teammate's lack of skill, the game or game servers' poor optimization or design, or a greifer interrupting their gameplay.

Also see tilt, tilted

"I swear these goddamn game servers are broken, that shot hit him! There's no way he could have done that much damage so quickly, it's the fucking game's fault."
"oooh, listen to this salty guy"
"I'm not fucking salty, my teammates are just shit and I wouldn't have to go 1v4 if they had pushed with me."

by Bob Surewood July 28, 2016

salty

somewhere between sour and bitter.

Salty food. Salty drink. Salty soldier.
"Is this salty, or is it just me?"

by Professor_Z May 19, 2020

Salty Senorita

roller disco move where an ill shindig skater will get up on the front two wheels and has the other leg pointed straight out bending at the knee in a scissor like action.

oh my the salty senorita thats never been performed in competition before!

by John Proctor April 15, 2008

salty crouton

teabagging someone after working out and building up a sweat

Man I worked up such a good sweat after that workout, I just had to give a salty crouton to my girlfriend. Mainly for cleanup of course.

by Gastrogary February 20, 2011

Salty Shipley

Homosexuals who enjoy sexual piss play, usually for money.

He paid Five bucks for a Salty Shipley.

by Desert Bart March 8, 2011

Salty Pop-Tart

n.-
The palm of one's hand when coated with a uniform layer of semen.

Note: May be served cold or hot.

1. "I regretted not grabbing a tissue before masturbating. Afterwards, I was left with nothing but shame and a Salty Pop-Tart."

2. "I forgot she wasn't on the pill and I stupidly chose to High Five the Bacon with my Salty Pop-Tart."

3. "In a rush to hide what I had done, I had to quickly lick up the Salty Pop-Tart."

by DrSwift December 7, 2011