Stump

A person who is full of themselves. These people think the whole world revolves around them and dont care about the effects to their actions. These people are also known as yuppies. Stumps are more serious since they are related to a piece of a tree with no life left. Thus meaning these individuals are stupid as a stump.

rich people, bmw drivers, lexus drivers, people in hillsborough,nj, tree stumps

by JDIMAGGIO March 1, 2011

Stumped

The dismemberment of every limb

The Black Knight in the film, Monty Python and The Holy Grail gets stumped after King Arthur defeats him in a fight

by Dusty Smith July 16, 2008

Stumpy

A description of how well a male is. Often used as a nickname for less well endowelled men

My, Richard, that is a small stumpy.

by JamesBBBB January 19, 2009

stumpf

Fat girl who calls other people fat, talks about all of her friends, and accuses random people of deleting her livejournals and hacking into her Hotmail accounts. She's also very annoying and loud, and like to say "Yo mama." She thinks she's cute, but she's really not.

Friend: I thought you liked cheese.
Stumpf: Yo mama like cheese!
Friend: Shut up Stumpf. No one likes you.
Stumpf: *Gigglegiggle* You're so funny, friend!

by Tyson April 24, 2005

stump

A short, fat penis, usually under 4 inches high and around 3-6 inches wide.

Dude, that stump cant be fucked, its to fuckin fat.

by John Poo March 17, 2003

Stumpy

an individual who is picked on or taken advantage of for having non functional legs or not posessing legs whatsoever.

Dick Cheney was playing foosball with Maya Angelo last week when all of a sudden Cheney's legs fell off and Maya Angelo ran off with his legs.

by Kate is bait November 20, 2004

Stumpie

a narly homeless person.

"Eeewww, I think that stumpie is coming over here."

by Chrissy Bell November 22, 2005