Something smurf-tastic is like if you had the trifecta of ninjas, pirates, and robots combined with the power of Chuck Norris cameo's and jokes all riding on a Giraffe.
by wherami January 19, 2010
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I walked outside only to see a scurries rummaging through the garbage bin. It saw me and scurried away.
by little scurries October 31, 2017
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You heard that jackass Matt Ward says Papa Smurf is the "spiritual liege" of all Space Marines? Man, that's just bullshit.
by Filthy Landlubber May 21, 2015
Get the Papa Smurf mug.When a turk tricks u into eating 1 of those joke sweets that turns your mouth ridiculously blue. You, in revenge, immediately seduce him and begin to give him a blowjob, but before climax you stop, withdraw your mouth and shove a tiny white smurfs hat over his bell end. Resulting in a sexually frustrated randy turk, with a dick that looks like papa smurf.
Akan "yea i though sarah was guna give me some of the good stuff, but my dick fully got turkish smurf jobbed"
by charlie29 November 13, 2009
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