Smagma

A mix of smegma (the cheese-like accumulation of organic debris under the foreskin of the penis, or under the clitoral hood) and hot sauce. Goes great on a cheeseburger.

I decided against showering for a week so I could have enough smagma to dip my chips into.

by AgentColdShadow February 19, 2023

smemanship

The most proficient, capable and overall professional individual on a team that can take a team to the highest level of proficiency if only they would show up to work

The level of smemanship is not optimal

by Work hard play harder March 21, 2023

Smegladoff

What I call the girl I love.

You're such a smegladoff.

by Bzlots May 9, 2023

smegladoff

A word she made up that can mean anything.
(When I say it to her it means she is someone I love.)

She's such a smegladoff.

by Bzlots May 9, 2023

Shmegma 500

The Shmegma 500 is the worlds biggest Shmegma race.

“ Hey you guys down to go to the Shmegma 500 this year? I hear there will be a huge turn out”

by Lin ling July 24, 2023

smegmoic

A person who is addicted to fellating unclean penises with crusted smegma under the foreskin.

She found great success in canvassing the soup kitchen lines for men with dirty loins to satisfy her smegmoic cravings.

by RighteousAngler August 30, 2023

spegmatical

a melancholic excitement; like a rad sad feeling.

joe: “i heard you saw that one band did their last gig, how are you doing?”
pete: “spegmatical joe…spegmatical.”

by gargoylesand November 23, 2024