smushersmasher

a beverage of high alcohol content usually ordered in the early hours of the morning; usually a shot of choice ordered at a time when babble is really really funny

Ryan was waaaasted but kept on ordering those smushersmashers. he is going to be pretty hungover tomorrow

by Timmmm September 7, 2005

Smashed that Pasty

When you rub your ding dong right in the buttcrack and smash that rectum.

"Dude I totally Smashed that Pasty last night."

by smashthepasties September 3, 2014

SlasherLuck

The ability to get consistent round one byes, win or place in most tournaments, but still somehow act like you are unlucky in order to get some weird kind of pity.

"Did you hear that Slasher thinks SlasherLuck means he's unlucky?"
"That slasher guy is such a troll. 😂😂😂"

by revenantkioku October 23, 2023

head smashed

The feeling you get after a wild night of drinking. That dizzy in your step after waking up. Also known as a hangover.

"Bro. I downed 6 Jaegers last night. I'm head smashed beyond belief."

by ulson October 13, 2013

smashed

to be out of money, broke

man i'm so smashed i couldn't afford a 2 dollar whore

by deeno October 27, 2007

smather

To have personal information sold to advertisers without your consent or knowledge.

"Man, I just got this new Hotmail account, but in less than an hour, it's been smathered!"

by CmdrTaco is gay. June 24, 2004

Smashed

When you just crap all over your in your pants and it is a poopy mess.

Mike was laughing at me so hard that he smashed himself.

by johny man May 4, 2006