Slinging Dick

Another plumber's term. It means to put a sling on your friend Richard, who was hurt in a plumbing accident

Richard broke his arm while laying pipe. Guess I'll be slinging Dick.

by blormble August 18, 2019

singiggle

Doing an act of wrong doing, but everyone laughs even though it is wrong.

Everyone singiggled when he tackled the mascot.

It was singiggle when Cris whipped Brandon with a towel.

by Brandon Tischbein January 5, 2009

Slinging chum

To ejaculate -- especially to ejaculate particularly hard or with unusually great force.

"Man, my girlfreind gave me such a great handjob last night, I was slinging chum!"

by HAL 9000 February 26, 2008

Swinging Voter

1. Lazy and apathetic, every four years the fate of a nation hangs in their hands. A voter with no strong political affiliation, usually due to ignorance or a worldview dominated by an all pervading awareness of their own self-interest.

2. Typically, such individuals will make an excellent argument against democracy. Their grasp of political issues will quickly convince you.

Rory: "I'm a swinging voter I suppose...but, Oh No! I forgot to register to vote!"
Everyone else: *Loud Cheering*

by Cromwell20 June 11, 2009

stinging pussy

when a guy goes in and out of a girl's pussy really quickly during sex

Girl 1: How was it last night, did he listen to your suggestion and pick up the pace?

Girl 2: Two words: stinging pussy

Girl 1: Aww, I wish I had that much fun!

*runs into a corner and masturbates*

by Cressida Dick June 22, 2012

Slinging D

When a man provides passionate sex to his partner or partners on a regular basis

Friend 1: Where were you do last night?
Friend 2: Sorry I couldn't make it, I was slinging D. You know your boy 😜

by Hidalgo104 April 1, 2017

Signing autographs

Wiping your poopy butt with toilet paper.

It just wouldn't end, I was in the handicapped stall signing autographs for twenty minutes straight, my fans are relentless.

by ShartShooper January 30, 2023