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blunt sitting

To have the blunt for a long time as u bullshit or tell a story or you repeat to hit the weed with out passing
Josh:yah bro party was so litt

Kim:oh my fucking God Josh stop being a dickhead and pass the weed why in the hell are you blunt sitting
by Beatmydick69 October 1, 2017
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Taylor Swifting

When a person starts dating another person, says they are in love after a short while, breaks up with them shortly after, and continues to repeat the cycle. For reference see: Taylor Swift dating life.
Guy 1: Dude, Brent was in love with Becky last week and now he's saying she did him dirty and he's in love with Katy.
Guy 2: Bruh, Brent is Taylor Swifting.
by Bruce Evans December 28, 2017
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like sitting

When a person or group of people is lying in wait to immediately add “likes” to a planned or otherwise prepared comment on Facebook by a known 3rd party.
They were “like sitting” on Ryan’s next comment in the gun control thread.
by LikeSitterAlpha May 6, 2018
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Face Sitting Male

Its when a man sit upon a womans face
Face Sitting Male, I sat on my wife face last night and made sure her nose and mouth close to but hole
by facesitting male September 11, 2019
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Taylor-Swifting

When a woman does not get the man she believes she deserves with unrealistic expectations so she starts hating on every man and tells her friends and all women how terrible men are and warms them of consequences of being with men.
Taylor: "I told you not to go with that Nathan, he will ruin your life, it does not matter how good he is, he is a man and men will be men"
Karen: "really, but he loves me"
Taylor: "They all say they love you initially but then they change, we don't need men, we just need a squad."
Karen: " Ok, but this is sad, I am not doing taylor-swifting anymore, I love my man and everything he is to me."
by KofD December 12, 2019
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bitch-shifting

When a whole lot of bitches are in the same room causing problems because of something your bottom bitch said, so you axe that hoe and readjust the hierarchy.
Parity, you better shut yo ass up before I gotta do some bitch-shifting, cuz you ain't that special.
by Imples August 13, 2020
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National Shifting Day

Hey did you here what day it was today?
No what is it
National Shifting Day!
Dude I’m going to Hogwarts see you
by rarathelion November 10, 2020
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