shitty kitty

"Shitty kitty" is a nickname for the USS Kitty Hawk, the only remaining conventionally-powered aircraft carrier in the U.S. Navy. Currently the second oldest ship in the Navy (after the USS Constitution), the Kitty Hawk has seen better days and is due to be decomissioned at the beginning of 2009.

"Did you see that aircraft carrier come into port the other day?"

"Yeah, that was the Shitty Kitty coming back from Japan."

by Millard Killmore October 11, 2008

Rip a Shitty

To fart. Can be applied to a shart or hershey squirt.

Man, after eating all those tacos last night, I was ripping shitties all the way back to my house.

Man, I got to rip a shitty.

by Atomism July 6, 2009

shittypants switchypants

The act begins with two lovers each individually shitting their pants. They then remove and trade pants, quickly putting on the others' steaming shitty pants. This is followed by an extended period of dry humping.

Burt: Yo dude, I owe you a new pair of pants.
Will: Why what happened?
Burt: Last night me and that stripper I brought home played shittypants switchypants with your new jeans.
Will: Dickhead.

by German Shyster May 24, 2007

Shitty

Simply a U-turn made while in a vehicle.

"We missed our turn, we need to whip a shitty!"

by Lateralus_923 October 29, 2009

shutterbag

Someone who takes a normal amount of photos that come out fantastic.

That kid is a shutterbag!

by shea mitchell February 2, 2007

bust a shitty

To make a sudden (usually illegal) U turn.

Man, when I saw that cheerleader car wash, I had to bust a shitty to go back to it even though my truck wasn't that dirty.

by Autohaulic February 21, 2008

shitty people

People who have shitty faces and shitty attitudes and shitty personalities and are just overall shitty ...they dissappoint you over and over.... a.k.a your mom

Those shitty people always get on my damn nerves.

by VandD July 11, 2015