sameerism

Truly ridiculous metaphors and similies that compare things that are, in truth, unrelated. In an attempt to sound intellectual, this will make the writer sound arrogant, pedantic, pretentious, and uneducated.

"The goals of the GOP are reminiscent of a shower curtain, see through and weak on homeland security."
"Did you come up with that Sameerism all by yourself...?"

by JonnyJay September 18, 2008

Sameer

A new new kid in the block down street. A brown handsome looking kid with many friends. Very strong mentally but also timid (idk how that works). Absolutely has a hatred for 2-3 letter words (Oh, ok ,Ikr) ,only when said by his crush. His favorite food is "dolpins" Likes video games and animes. Also did i tell you he is the part of the biggest anime waifu cult? He also is fond of retarded Lolis. He does not believe in Ramdev or any Shah Alams. And, also he is AN poet. Some of his best friends likes to call him Sam

Did you know there is a 0.1% chance a Sameer can have twerking addiction? Train yours well

by _ItznotSam_ March 1, 2019

shmeek

To take something unknowingly from the owner, often times from right under the former owners nose.

While the bartender looked away, I managed to shmeek a bottle of Hennessey from behind the counter

by Bender"Bending"Rodriguez July 6, 2009

Shmeed

The act of being in multiple shmoods.

Man, what I'm in some sort of shmood, but I also feel in some other sort of shmood. I'm in a shmeed.

by shmoodyshmeed October 30, 2018

Schmee

A term used to define refined, wealthy, and stuffy people or events. Often used jokingly to mock arrogant, out-of-touch members of Society.

Look at those schmees sipping from their fine crystal.

by Lexi Black March 22, 2020

shameez

Shameez is a guy who loves soccer and who is a Liverpool fan to be exact

There goes shameez with his friends to go play soccer

by unknown ghostboi_57 February 8, 2022

sameena

she has glasses and long hair is wearing a grey shirt

sameena likes coochie

by you bae April 27, 2021