hammerhead shark

The most bad-ass animal ever created

God: We need to make something great.
Angel: How about a shark that can beat the shit out of people without biting them, it’s called a hammerhead shark
God: That defeats the purpose of a shark but ok.

by SpeedySmith July 26, 2018

Mrs sharp

Certified bitch to ruby flinders

Eww Mrs sharp what a cunt

by Lili.pumpkin May 31, 2020

crumb sharking

When your pet, usually a dog but not limited to dogs, follows you around to areas with food (kitchen, dinner table etc.) in hopes that a scrap of food will be dropped for their consumption.

Every time I’m in the kitchen, that dog follows me in crumb sharking around hoping for a treat.

by MacPherson McFly December 9, 2020

Blåhaj shark

The superior shark plush that made by the Swedish company IKEA

Daughter: Momma buy me Blåhaj shark plush.

Mom: Sure hunn!

by Mayde- October 19, 2022

burp and share

To belch discretely and proceed to blow it towards an unsuspecting victim.

That kebab has definitely done a number on me, the wife's in for a serious burp and share when I get home.

by Can't Think Of A Clever Name April 12, 2016

finley the freshers shark

finley is a freshers shark who prays on new freshers. Finely doesn't take no for an answer.

Finley the freshers shark just won't leave the first years alone!

by 123ameh123 October 16, 2018

broken pencil sharpener

when someone breaks a pencil sharpener to get the blade so they can.... uh..... self harm-ony

Well, let me go get the broken pencil sharpener.

by lizzy44 November 2, 2020