self sex

A way to pleasure you're self in the most humane way possible. It's a way to finger yourself while masturbating. Or using items from a sex shop e.g. Dildo, to inject into yourself and exceed the maximum pleasure.

"Oh lord, I just had the best self sex last night"

by AlOPCQ1 December 30, 2013

Self fisting

To insert one's entire hand, (usually clenched), into one's rectal passage. Repetitive motion is then applied followed by a dose of Carex.

I was bored at work, sat on my hand and by accidet it slipped up my backside. Therefore i was self fisting, accidently mind you!!!

by SpaccaDayNightFever July 26, 2003

self mutilation

Hurting yourself on purpose, such as cutting. For some people it's for attention, or the need to feel manipulative, but for most it's because of fdepression. It's a coping mechanism, It helps you deal with strong emotions.

Some people think cutting is suicidal, but it's not.

by ScreamSayonara January 31, 2005

self-pity

Self-pity is an icky liquid you swim around in when you blame the world for your problems.

People who wallow in self-pity usually go around in a bad mood, feeling sorry for themseleves, feeling they've been wronged some how. They only care about poor little them. They failed because of someone or something else. They don't own up to their own faults.

Darnell: If the teachers in my school would have payed me more attention and got the big bullies off my back, then I wouldn't have been full of self-pity, dropped out, robbed that store, killed 3 people including a child, and got into a police chase that lasted 4 hours and 23 minutes then became an on-foot pursuit through a backyard in the projects where I was tackled then sentenced to prison where I'm getting my ass slamed for 237 years and cleaning the toilet with a toothbrush for my cellmate named Deshawn who makes me pee sitting down.

Mom: k...Dad says hi.

by Baxton January 16, 2006

self-detonating google bomb

creating a google bomb to promote your own webpage. intentionally manipulation google page ranking to make your webpage be within the top search results.

steve lerner created a webpage french military victories which when searched for using googles im feeling lucky button. would display a spoof page suggesting search of french military defeats.

by bigposerhead February 8, 2005

self-portraitographer

Someone who takes pictures of them self a lot, especially in the mirror at weird angles, making peace signs and "cute" faces

90% of the people on myspace, photobucket, facebook, etc. are self-portraitographers

by x0supercool0x February 10, 2008

self loathing

When someone hates themself or a group of people to which they belong. Self loathing individals can be members of one race who belittle their own people and try to associate themselves with a different ethnic group, or they can be gay people who hate themselves and attempt to live and act like straight people. It is suspected that most gay bashers are latent homosexuals who hate themselves enough to beat up the people they are attracted to.

Rednecks and jocks that like to go around beating up gay people are usually self loathing homosexuals.

by brad729 December 14, 2008