viola section

The most pervy group in the orchestra, they have no boundaries and know every dirty joke there is.

That viola section is so raunchy.

by Owlknight March 18, 2016

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The Names Section of UD

The section where all retarded dipshits write about their name and make themselves feel good.

TihspiD has a great personality and has a monster hulk dick and can fly around the world and beat Superman's dick faster than The Flash.

Derpina has a dirty vagina that everyone has banged harder than the boner I have in my pants right now.

Paulie:I just read The Names Section of UD and I found out I am a boss.
Guy: I found out you're a bitch on the definition below yours.

by DerpShiz January 4, 2013

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Homie law 9 section 68

This is the law of spoiling. Any running show or movie under 8 months old must not be spoiled for the homies. Breaking this sacred law is cause for a sudden death brawl.

Friend 1. You can't spoil that
Friend 2. Y not you haven't watched it

Friend 1. Under the homie law 9 section 68

by LittleredAP December 8, 2020

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take 100 seats

An "urban" term used by teenage, power tripping assistants on innocent, unsuspecting interns.

girl in glittery purple uggs: "take 100 seats!"
intern: "please stop talking to me."

by S. Ghaz July 15, 2011

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Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt

It speaks for itself though doesn't it?

Hym "Breaking! Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt but disparages men who dress like clown women and DON'T fuck little boys in the butt. He has to pretend I don't exist because if we both have cameras pointed at us at the same time, I'm going to bet him that I can fuck his wife better than him, and then he immediately loses the interaction because he knows that I'm right and framing reality in the way that you want it to be perceived for your viewers IS BETTER truth. It's more true than truth. It's YOUR truth. And people like it because it's a VERSION of truth that affirms his narcissistic delusions of superiority. Now, I know what you're thinking 'But Hym! I thought there was no such thing as "versions" of truth! You said there is only THE truth' and you're right! But I just say shit that I don't believe sometimes and have no responsibility to maintain any kind of continuity of thought or belief."

Iam "Ope... It says it's loading but I highly doubt they have a gif for 'Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt'... Instead I'll just do a cat. Meow. That'll lighten the mood... There. "

by Hym Iam February 15, 2023

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