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Stoner Concentration

A card game used to test the potency of your marijuana. The more difficult it seems, the stronger the weed.
Stoner1: "Stoner Concentration is played like regular Concentration, only the cards are dealt face up. You have to turn two cards over and find a match."

StraightPerson: "But that's crazy!!! You're only matching the backs, and all the backs are the sa...."

Stoner2: "Cool, man. Blaze one up and deal!!!"
by Giacomojones March 8, 2017
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the sconey

The Sconey is my awesome sister who sometimes goes postal on people. She also possesses superhuman strength
"The Sconey swung her mighty fists at the evil witch knocking her to the ground then did her "Sconey" war cry
by Dr linguist June 9, 2014
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Stoner's Bible

Pocket sized bible carried by stoners that is used primarily for the small, thin sheets of paper in it as paper for joint rolling. Most stoner bibles are missing the blank pages from the back of the book and any low ink pages from elsewhere.
Yea, I was wondering why Dave had a bible in his room, then he told me it was a stoner's bible.

John and Tyler were out of papers, luckily they had a stoner's bible.
by Dave Elkins January 4, 2009
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sooner or later

Never.

If someone tells you they will do something "sooner or later", they most likely have no intention of ever doing it.

See also: Eventually
I'll get around to raking the leaves sooner or later. *procedes to drink beer and continues watching TV*
by Wanda Wishbone September 8, 2008
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stoner music

music best listened to when stoned

two good examplas are:
1. Pink Floyd
2. The Doors (from their last few years)
Pink Floyd: Dark Side of the Moon is an amazing record, but its even better when you're stoned.
by almty1_917@yahoo.com April 30, 2005
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Stoner

Someone who enjoys somking ganja on a regular basis. Stoners aren't scummy people. Anyone who looks down on stoner needs to go to hell. They're peaceful and have more of an appreciation for music and relaxing than most of the population. They also tend to be broke...a lot...
He's a Stona' ked, Yeah Ked...
by Rifffffff May 13, 2004
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stoner's code

mutual agreements of all those that smoke reefer.
Such as:
1) Do not snitch
2) Do not take greens on your buddys weed
3) When taking greens, do not burn the whole bowl
4) Do not be a scavenger, if you want a hit, either throw down, or wait until you are offered one
5) When offered a hit of a spliff that is not yours, take a hit only

these are only some of the rules that must never be broken
ME: You Snitched? That's totally against stoner's code

Mike: Who cares? I'm a total dick anyways...
by The trustworthy Cheecher December 30, 2008
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