samson

sweet man.
from regina spektor's song- "samson"

"Samson came to my bed
Told me that my hair was red
Told me I was beautiful and came into my bed...
kissed me 'til the mornin' light, the mornin' light
And he kissed me 'til the mornin' light"

by ___emily May 24, 2007

jessica simpson

a super-sluty reality tv star who acts dumb who's not even a real blonde. she's an embarrasment to us blondes cos she's so classless and dresses in house clothes in her videos and cant afford to buy a bra.

Jessica is so classless, could she atleast wear chamois in cleaning their window?

by reese November 25, 2004

jessica simpson

a freshly turned out whore.

Daddy put Jessica Simpson on the track and she gave it up to all those graffiti guys. You could paint 3 murals with some of that azz.

by anonymous March 3, 2005

simpsons did it

A South Park episode which made fun of the simpsons doing everything.

Simpsons Did it, Simpsons did it, Simpsons Did it.

by John Smith the third April 30, 2006

Jessica Simpson

stupid byotch, plain and simple.

Is it chicken or tuna..?

by loooorrnadoonnne June 29, 2005

Ashlee Simpson

Dumb ass bitch i talked to on aim. She is very mean. If i had her screen name, i would give it to you all, but i dont.

Ashlee... bitchy ho'

by lolwut484793ue3j February 19, 2005

ashlee simpson

A girl that i personally thought to be quite attractive until she tried to be punk and enter the music industry because of her sisters fame.

"Screw you ashlee simpson, your not hot anymore"

by taufuboy September 22, 2005